FictionInReality

Three _wishes drabbles of sorts

2009-12-16T16:03:02Z

Consolidating all of these into one post so as not to piss off my f-list.

Fandom: American Idol (Season 7)
Pairing: David Cook/David Archuleta
Rating: G
Genre: Fluff
Summary/Prompt: Cookleta. Anything. Somehow turned into a birthday fic.
Author's note: Written for ontdai_wishes . Happy holidays bb!
Disclaimer: This never happened, this never will happen, they're not mine, etc, etc.
Their birthdays are only eight days apart, with Christmas sandwiched in the middle, and so they decide that this year, they're going to celebrate everything at once.

It's easier this way, since their schedules are hectic and they can't get a night to themselves on an off week, much less the week of Christmas and New Year's, when they've got gigs and family obligations and managers breathing down their necks to promote themselves while people are in the buying mood. It'll be one day, apart from Christmas, that they'll take out to simply enjoy one another.

They hide gifts in alcoves in their houses, set up a tree in Cook's house since it's where they spend most of their time anyway, and make reservations for several restaurants though they both know they'll probably end up with Chinese take-out on the couch.

No one asks what their plans are, so they don't tell anyone- just cancel all meetings for the twenty-sixth and plan quietly amongst themselves.

Archie slips in through the front door at five to six, and while Cook greets him, his phone buzzes in his back pocket. He pulls away long enough to see that it's a text from Michael and sighs, flipping it open and reading.

Dude need ur help. @ carlyz, cant find ur idol dvds

Cook rolls his eyes and texts back something about not caring- he can't really pay attention to what he's saying when Archie is tucked into his neck and smells like gingerbread and something else equally sweet, but just as he returns to finding the origin of that scent (all over, it seems- an interesting discovery), his phone buzzes again.

Shez freaking out. Just come ovr nd help find it. Wont take long.

Cook sighs, rubs at his eyes and pulls away from Archie with a soft peck.

Archie understands, of course, and allows himself to be dragged a couple of blocks over to Carly's house.

It's dark there, save for a couple of lights on in the living room, and Cook cocks a skeptical eyebrow at nothing in particular. Archie, on the other hand, has a bright smile spread across his face and is ringing the doorbell once, twice before taking Cook's hand in his own and babbling about which movie they should watch when they get home and whether they should watch in the bedroom or the den.

When Carly pulls open the door, she's got a stupid grin on her face and she doesn't look panicked to Cook, but Archie just throws his arms around her and pulls him in behind him, still babbling and telling Carly about how they can't stay long, they have to go back and watch movies.

Cook's still suspicious when they turn the corner into Carly's living room and fifteen people jump out and shout “Surprise!”

They wind up staying until one in the morning because it's nice to see all of their friends together and Carly has catered the whole thing and they really just lose track of time.
That night, they fall asleep to the bottom of the barrel sitcoms on Nick at Nite at 3am, wrapped around one another and laughing in that deliriously tired way that they have at the jokes that aren't funny under normal circumstances.

Archie's soft snoring finally lulls Cook to sleep, and he closes his eyes with the half-conceived notion of a new song floating through his head.

It's about perfection. He knows that much, anyway.

Fandom: American Idol (Season 8)
Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: PG
Genre: Fluff
Summary/Prompt: Kradam go to the movies
Author's note: Written for ontdai_wishes . Happy holidays bb!
Disclaimer: This never happened, this never will happen, they're not mine, etc, etc.
Kris had known since the first time they had caught the promo that he was going to be forced into this.

Adam had grabbed his arm and gasped, “Edward!”

He had hoped that the fervor would die down by the time the movie came out, but Adam was persistent- his copies of Twilight sat on their shared bookshelf at the mansion and now do the same at the apartment that they don't officially share but that's theirs together all the same. He's obsessed and it takes everything in Kris's power to point out that Adam is a twenty-seven year-old man, not a twelve-year-old girl.

The commercial airs a couple of hundred times in the week prior to its premiere and, each time, Adam stops and stares, transfixed and tuned out of reality.

Adam drags him to a midnight showing a few weeks after it opens, because going opening weekend would be a mad house and they're both crazy busy with promotion then, too. Both of them don hats pulled low over their eyes and plain, nondescript hoodies.

Adam's is to avoid being recognized by paparazzi.

Kris's is to avoid being recognized as someone who formerly had dignity.

When they seat themselves, slunk low in the back where the five other people in the theater will leave them alone, Kris sinks into his seat and buries his face in his hands.

Two hours, and then he gets to play the “you owe me” sex card all he wants. Two hours, he recites mentally, and it becomes his mantra as the title credits roll.

Usually when they go to see a movie, Adam touches him as much as is acceptable in a public-but-private setting- an arm around his shoulder, his lips resting in his hair, a hand slowly moving its way up his thigh until they give up on the movie and head home early.

But tonight? Tonight, Adam pays him absolutely no attention- leans forward with his chin in his hands and sighs at all the appropriate places.

Kris tries his usual tricks- he leans over and whispers in Adam's ear- comments that usually would elicit a snicker or at least a response, but no. When he mentions that Kristen Stewart never makes eye contact with the person she's talking to, Adam rolls his eyes at him and turns his attention back to the movie.

He tries feeding Adam the twelve-dollar popcorn they had bought, which usually turns into a game involving sharing popcorn kernels between their teeth, but Adam simply grabs the popcorn from the bag and feeds himself.

He tries running a hand shamelessly around Adam's inseam, but Adam just swats his hand away, shooting him a glare and whispering, “Really, Kristopher? Edward's leaving her.”

He closes his eyes and thinks that maybe he can sleep a bit.

He mentally chants his mantra and dozes off as he hears Adam sob quietly.

One hour, forty-five minutes.

Fandom: American Idol (Season 8)
Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: G
Genre: Fluff
Summary/Prompt: Kradam, just something sweet and random Kris notices a few changes to his iPhone's shuffle.
Author's note: Written for ontdai_wishes . Happy holidays bb!
Disclaimer: This never happened, this never will happen, they're not mine, etc, etc.
The first time Kris notices music coming up on his shuffle that he definitely didn't put there is when “Just Dance” comes on in the middle of his morning run during top five week of Idol.

He cocks an eyebrow, stares at his iPhone in confusion, and runs a checklist to make sure that it's his.

Yeah, he's got Kings of Leon and every Beatles album, so it's definitely not anyone else's.

He chalks it up to a freak occurrence and hits next.
----
The next time it happens, Kris is laying in bed the night after the top three elimination. It's nearly two AM and they've just gotten back from the “Goodbye Gokey” party that served in mouring for Danny, but in celebration for Adam and Kris.

They were going to celebrate more, privately, but Adam had insisted he needed a shower first, so Kris had retired to his room to wait for Adam to come find him.

He's flipping through the songs when he breezes by something that's... no way that that just said “Circus,” right?

He flips back and it is: Britney Spears, complete with album art. He has no idea how that got there, but he just bites at his lip and makes a mental note to check his iTunes library in the morning.

These things happen, right?
----
It starts happening more and more frequently- Ben Folds turns into Muse, John Mayer into Tokio Hotel. More than once, the Twilight soundtrack has come up.

He's sat and listened to them all the way through on a few occasions- most have simply given him a headache but he checks some of them for titles so he could go back and listen to them again.

At this point, he decides that his iPhone has simply taken on characteristics of Adam's and chooses not to question it any further.
----
On the weekend before tour ends, he wanders into the bunks to try and find Adam. Everyone else is off at the movies or something and they had both begged off, hoping to get some of their rare alone time.

He finds Adam seated in his bunk, uploading music to his iPhone.

“Hey,” he greets, and Adam jumps, scrambling to unplug the phone from his computer.

Kris catches sight of the phone just before Adam tosses it behind his back and sees the picture they took on the last night of Idol- just their heads, crowded together and looking deliriously happy.

That's his background picture.

“Hey did you...” he starts, but then the pieces start to come together.

“Have you been... sabotaging my iPhone?”

Adam looks momentarily panicked, and then affronted,

“It's not sabotage, Kris. I'm just trying to broaden your horizons.”

Kris leans forward, laughing, and snatches his phone back, tucking it safely into his jacket pocket.

The next day, Adam wakes up to a Wilco song that he most certainly did not set as his alarm. He presses his smile into Kris's temple.

fictionnreality @ 2009-12-13T01:33:00

2009-12-13T06:33:20Z

Fandom: American Idol (Season 8)
Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Rating: G
Genre: Fluff that may or may not be cotton candy
Summary/Prompt:

KRIS AND ADAM'S FIRST CHRISTMAS IN LA TOGETHER. MORE THAN ANYTHING KRIS WISHES HE COULD HAVE SNOW FOR CHRISTMAS.

Author's note: Written for ontdai_wishes . The first of many Christmas gift drabbles to come. Love you bb! Have a wonderful holiday!
Disclaimer: This never happened, this never will happen, they're not mine, etc, etc.

It's Christmas, he reminds himself, surveying the living room as the soft rock station he has blasting through the house switches holiday songs.

It doesn't matter that it's Adam's name on the lease or on the mailbox outside, because it's his guitar leaning up against the wall next to Adam's discarded black boots and his book on the nightstand on the left side of the bed. It's his beer in the fridge next to Adam's diet soda, his dirty socks peeking out from under the king sized bed.

It's his and Adam's and it's theirs, and this has become home.

So looking around and seeing the strings of Christmas lights hung against the backdrop of framed photographs of friends and family, a Christmas tree decorated with ornaments from his own childhood and those that he and Adam had purchased together, hoping to start new traditions, he feels a pit of sadness settle in his stomach.

It's not that he's overly homesick for Arkansas. It's just that, well...

Tomorrow morning, he and Adam will wake up, open their presents, and drink hot chocolate. The Yule Log will be on TV and they'll snuggle on the couch and watch A Christmas Story all day and whenever he can peel himself off of the couch and off of Adam, he'll look outside and it'll still be sixty degrees and sunny.

A Christmas without snow, he thinks, still trying to wrap his mind around it. It's not a concept that he's grasping easily.

He'd never mention it to Adam, of course, because Adam would feel guilty that his recording schedule is what kept them from being able to go to Kris's family for Christmas in the first place, and Kris can't let Adam feel responsible for something that he can't control.

At least he's doing alright as far as hiding his feelings on the matter in front of Adam... he thinks.

He sighs, looking at the framed photograph of himself and Adam resting atop the television, where they're wrapped around one another on the beach, shirtless and tan, and Kris is torn between a grimace and a grin- the picture had been taken only three weeks earlier.

He catches a glimpse of the clock and frowns- it's six thirty, and Adam was supposed to be home by now.

Where are you? He texts, and his phone buzzes a moment later- before he's had a chance to do much but sink into the couch.

waiting 4 u.

Kris's eyebrows knit together and he looks around on instinct.

What? Where?

Again, the responding text is nearly instantaneous.

outside.wear ur shoes

He sighs, rubs at his eyes, and stands up dutifully. Adam has something up his sleeve and it's his responsibility to play the supportive boyfriend card. Plus he'd be lying if he said he wasn't curious.

He slips his phone into his jeans pocket and pulls the door open to his front yard.

Except that it's not his front yard. This yard is covered in fluffy white cotton, an inch thick and catching the over-sized flakes of white that flutter softly to the ground and melt on contact.

“Snow...” Kris whispers, and his eyes settle on Adam, who stands in the middle of it all, hands buried in his pockets and flecks of ice glimmering in his dark hair.

He rushes over, padding across the cotton and launching himself into Adam's arms.

“How did you...”

“You're pretty transparent,” Adam laughs, kissing his hair, “It's all you talk about with your mom, and whenever you see snow on TV, you look like you're about to cry. And you teared up over a bowl of vanilla ice cream last week.”

Kris scoffs, smacks him on the chest and insists, “Did not!” but remembers back to thinking looks just like my sledding hill and knows Adam's right.

Adam ignores him.

“Anyway, I called in some favors from some of my actor friends and they happened to have a snow machine available. I thought I could bring a little bit of winter to you. It doesn't stick, though- it's too warm out- but that's why cotton was invented. It's ours until the New Year.”

Kris grins up at him and stands on tip-toes to kiss him once, twice before pulling away and sticking his tongue out to catch a flake. Adam watches it melt and then leans forward to kiss at where the ice had disappeared.

“Merry Christmas, baby,” Adam says against his lips.

Kris just smiles and kisses him as the snow falls silently around them.

fictionnreality @ 2009-12-07T00:59:00

2009-12-07T05:59:22Z

Fandom: American Idol (Season 8)
Pairing: Allison Iraheta/David Archuleta
Rating: G
Genre: Fluffyfluffycloudyfluff
Summary/Prompt: Archie has expressive eyes. Allison likes to stare.
Author's note: Written for my wife, wheresmything as a birthday present. I love you bb! Happy birthday! I'll be popping out of the cake later.
Also, written in a sleepy stupor, so I'm sorry if it kind of sucks.
Disclaimer: This never happened, this never will happen, they're not mine, etc, etc.

There's puppy dog eyes and then there's David Archuleta eyes, Allison decides after the top seven show, when he meets her backstage with flowers behind his back.

Puppy dog eyes are wide and curious, open and loyal and loving.

But David Archuleta eyes? They're wide and curious, open and loyal and loving and scared at once.

He's the type to never hurt anyone- she can tell from just watching him and his demeanor- the way he pats Anoop on the back after he's sent home and the way he leans down to hug Lil's kids when they gape at him, starry-eyed (it's more than enough to incite squeals of joy from the two little girls).

She watches and watches and watches.

No one thinks of her as introspective, but she is- she takes it all in as she flits around like sunshine and butterflies when everyone else hunches over with the weight of the show.

He gets stressed, too- it happens before the show, when his eyes- those damn Archupuppy eyes stare at the wall and blink slow and flit nervously to stage right.

Allison throws an arm around his shoulder, asks, “Seriously, dude? You've done this a couple of hundred times before.”

And he chuckles from deep in his stomach while the laughter dances in his eyes.

When he meets her backstage after she's pushed off the surrogate siblings who insist on checking that she's ok (and really, Anoop? Shouldn't I be checking on you? she thinks), his eyes won't focus. They stare at her shoes, at the wall behind her head, and at her hands fidgeting in her pockets.

She knows no one gives her credit for anything, that she's everyone's hermanita, but she's seventeen and she knows how to read people, damn it. And right now?

Right now, she's reading kiss me, kiss me, kiss me.

So she does.

When she pulls back, his eyes are dancing again.

She decides she likes them even better closed than open, and she leans back in.

[fic] thanksgiving

2009-11-26T21:12:55Z

Fandom: American Idol (Season 8)
Pairing: Kris/Adam
Rating: PGish
Genre: AngstyFluff, Established relationship
Summary/Prompt:Random Kradam Thanksgiving fic. Very slight angst, ending and beginning with fluff, as always.
Author's note: Oneshot. Kradam does Thanksgiving. Unbeta'd, all crappiness is mine.
Disclaimer: This never happened, this never will happen, they're not mine, etc, etc.

His kitchen is a war zone.

There’s flour spread across the countertops, oil slicking the sink, sugar littering the floor beneath his bare feet, and he’s fairly sure he just quite literally stepped on eggshells.

In the center of it all is one of music’s biggest names, dressed in sweats, an apron, and an old Bowie t-shirt. Wrapped around his waist is a green apron, which Kris knows that they got as a housewarming gift when they moved in together earlier this year but can’t remember having seen since then.

“Adam?” he calls tentatively, and Adam glances over with a small smirk.

“Yes?”

“What are you doing?”

“I’m pouring milk,” he says, and he holds up the measuring cup in his hand, staring at the lines printed on the glass.

“Into what?”

“This bowl.”

“Is there… mix in that bowl?” Kris asks, because he’s a little too nervous to look over and check for himself.

“Yes.”

“So that means you’re… cooking?”

“Baking, technically.”

Baking. He’s baking. He says it like it’s the most obvious thing in the world- like Adam’s ever been inside their kitchen for any reason other than to get a glass of wine and a grab of Kris’s ass as he made dinner.

“Baby,” Kris starts, considering his words carefully, “I mean this in the nicest way possible but… why?”

Adam rolls his eyes.

“Because it’s Thanksgiving.”

“I’m… not following,” Kris blinks.

“Don’t you eat on Thanksgiving, Kristopher?”

“Yes. I go to my mama’s and eat her cooking- her experienced, delicious cooking that doesn’t require any input from either of us until it’s time to clean up the dishes. I thought that was the whole reason we were flying to Arkansas tomorrow.”

Adam cocks his hip, eyes trained on the bowl in front of him.

“I’ll be sure to tell your mother that the only reason you’re coming home is to eat.”

Kris groans, exasperated and bemused, and places a hand on Adam’s elbow.

“Adam,” he says, tugging a little so that Adam turns to look at him, “Really. Why are you cooking?”

“It’s rude not to bring something.”

“My mother wouldn’t want you to bring anything.”

“My mother would kill me if I didn’t.”

“Then get something at the grocery store.”

There’s a palpable silence and, just momentarily, Kris thinks he’s going to turn around and pretend like Kris had never said anything. Instead he says, low and quiet,

“I just want your family to like me.”

“What?”

“Your family. This is the first holiday we’ve spent together and I need to make a good impression.”

“What, like my aunts and uncles?”

Adam nods, threading a hand into his own hair.

“They’re going to love you either way, Adam. Why would you need to bake for them?”

“Because of what I represent,” Adam spits out, and Kris’s eyes narrow, “You were married and straight, Kris. Then I came along and now you’re the boyfriend of a big gay Jew who paints his nails and jacks off mic stands in concert. I can’t imagine that this is going to be an easy transition for them.”

Kris wraps his arms around Adam’s neck and pulls him down for a kiss. It doesn’t last long- only a few seconds- but Adam seems to relax a bit. Kris lowers his arms to Adam’s waist and hugs him tight.

“They’ll love you because I love you. You don’t need to bring food or something to win them over, just as long as you go and they see how happy you make me. They’ll accept you with open arms because anyone could see how wonderful and kind and funny and sweet you are.”

Adam hugs him back, burying his face into Kris’s hair.

“Are you sure?”

“Positive,” he says, and he can feel Adam’s smile above him, “Just tone down the amount of blow job jokes you make and we should be fine.”

Adam snickers. When he drops a kiss to his ear, Kris tilts his head up and meets Adam’s lips with his own.

They stand there like that, intertwined and lost in one another for a bit, and when they pull back, Kris sees a spot of flour on Adam’s cheek. He stands on tip-toes and licks it off.

There’s a bigger mess when they’re done in there that afternoon, forty-five minutes later, but both are fans of the nude clean-up and subsequent shared shower.

The next day, they arrive at Kris’s parents’ house with an Entenmann’s cake. It’s hailed as the best dessert at the table- Kris’s aunt’s pumpkin pie had burnt and his sister-in-law’s cookies are a little undercooked. Adam winds his arm around Kris’s waist and talks to his uncle about 80s glam rock, and to his cousin about Lady Gaga.

Kris just smiles and snuggles close until his mother calls him to help clear the table.

[fic] the fight

2009-11-26T16:56:15Z

Fandom: American Idol (Season 8)
Pairing: Kris/Adam
Rating: PG-13 for cursing
Genre: AngstyFluff, Established relationship, Kidfic
Summary/Prompt: Kris and Adam fight. Olivia witnesses it.
Author's note: Olivia saga. Same verse as Silly Love Songs, Perfect, and Just Like You. Unbeta'd, all crappiness is mine.
Disclaimer: This never happened, this never will happen, they're not mine, etc, etc.

It’s not that they fight much, but when Kris and Adam do fight, it’s generally explosive.

Endless moments of yelling and screaming blend with wild hand gestures and hurt expressions and, occasionally, tears. Eventually, one of them storms out, out of frustration or a desire to prevent saying something he’ll later regret, and they cool off within minutes, falling back into each other’s arms with apologies made in languid kisses and hands fluttering over bare skin.

Adam refers to it as the “Blow up/Blow me”, and Kris laughs at the term in the long breaks between their spats.

Olivia has never seen them fight- a fact that is not coincidental. Arguments? Fine, let her see. Let her gain an understanding that healthy relationships breed discussion and that no couple is perfect. But there’s no need to expose her to the pain and hurt that they associate with their infrequent fights.

It’s late one Thursday when Kris returns home, the sun long set and the stars almost visible in the Los Angeles sky. It’s been a very long day of just thinking and writing, he and his guitar as his only company.

He’s momentarily shocked by the stillness of the house- it can’t already be past nine, can it? Could Olivia have gone to bed already?

He glances at the clock in the nearby kitchen and finds that, fuck, not only is it past nine, it’s eleven, and he’s just let the day get away from him completely. He’d really been looking forward to TV time with Liv tonight, too.

He checks in on her on his way down the hall, grins at the way she’s kicked her comforter down around her ankles. He pulls the blanket up to his chin, kisses her on the cheek, and makes a mental note to clear all meetings for the weekend; they’ve been overdue for a fun weekend together anyway.

Silently as he can manage, he pushes to his feet and steps out the door, pulling it most-of-the-way closed, like Olivia likes it. He finds himself shuffling down the hall, dragging his feet in exhaustion.

The lights are on in his bedroom, and the TV is flickering but muted. Adam is sitting up, back leaning against the headboard, his ankles and arms crossed. Kris throws himself onto the bed, landing on his belly as he wraps his arms around Adam’s waist. He presses a kiss just below his ribcage.

“I’m so tired,” he moans.

Adam sighs above him.

“I’m so sorry I wasn’t home to tuck Liv in,” he continues, yawning, “I guess I just lost track of time.”

He hears Adam scoff and looks up.

“What?” Kris asks, and for the first time since he’s been home, he sees Adam’s face. His jaw is set, his eyes hard and trained on the TV, though it’s obvious that he isn’t really watching. His brows are furrowed and it looks like he’s been in a shitty mood for hours. Kris’s own brows come together, “Adam? What’s wrong?”

It comes in an explosion.

“What’s wrong, Kris? What’s wrong?! Are you fucking serious right now? You leave at eight this morning to go to the fucking studio. I call you at eleven to see if you want to go get lunch, no answer. I call you at one to check that you’re ok, no answer. I call at two because I’m starting to get worried, because hey, my husband’s not the type to just up and leave without giving me any way to contact him, but no fucking answer. I call your assistant to see if she at least knows where you are, because I’m having a slight panic attack and she says you left the studio at ten and haven’t checked back with her since. Jesus Christ, Kris, I texted you, I called you, I left you voicemails, I e-mailed you, had both of our mothers call you, and I didn’t hear a fucking word from you all day. I was terrified that something had happened to you and you just went off and did whatever the fuck it was that you were doing.”

“Wait, what?” Kris asks, completely lost. He’s sitting on his haunches now, on his side of the bed, and Adam has shifted himself to face him, one hand in his hair and the other on his hip. They won’t stay there for long, Kris knows. Adam gestures emphatically when he’s angry.

“All fucking day, Kris. I tried calling you and you just went off and did whatever. You can’t do that to me.”

Kris remembers back to this morning- to shutting off his phone and throwing it into the back seat of his car with such force that it bounced under the passenger side chair. As the emotions from earlier come rushing back to him, he finds himself getting annoyed and a little defensive. Adam knows how he’s been feeling lately. He knows that he’s been fighting with the label- that they want to autotune him, force him to use more of a back-up band. He really wants this next album to be all acoustic and it’s becoming such a fight that today he felt the need to get away. Adam knows that about him; he knows he needs to escape when things get to be too much.

“Oh, come on, Adam, it’s not that big of a deal! You know what’s going on. You know me, and you know how I cope with these things. You’re overreacting.”

Adam’s eyes go wide.

“Overreacting? Do you know what it was like, when Olivia and I had dinner tonight and she asked me where you were and I couldn’t answer her?”

Kris cringes,

“Don’t bring Olivia into this.”

“How could I not bring Olivia into this?! Do you realize what ran through my head today? I was terrified. I didn’t hear from you for fifteen hours. A lot can happen in fifteen hours- a lot of scary, scary shit! What if you’d been in a car wreck?! What if you’d been attacked?! And you don’t have the common decency to send me a fucking text just telling me that you’re alive?”

“You’re being melodramatic,” Kris spits back, “We’re in LA. If I got hurt, guaranteed someone would have found out and it would be all over the news within the hour.”

“Bullshit. You went off to some remote forest in the middle of eastern bumblefuck, didn’t you? No one would see you there!” Kris recoils, knowing that Adam’s right, “For the love of fuck, Kris, just check your damn phone if you’re gonna go off and be a fucking hermit!”

Kris is about to respond, but he and Adam are both stopped in their tracks when they hear a tiny squeak behind them. They turn around just to see the tail end of a nightgown whip out of sight.

“Shit,” Kris groans, and Adam sighs heavily. He moves to get up, but Kris stops him with a gentle hand around his wrist, “Let me.”

Adam nods, keeping his eyes averted. Kris could swear he sees tears in them.

He feels his heart begin to tear but decides that it can wait a minute. They both could use the cool-down time anyway.

When he reaches Olivia’s bedroom seconds later, he peeks his head in without knocking.

“Liv? Sweetheart?”

He gets no answer. After a quick scan of the room, he realizes that she’s nowhere to be found. He knows where she is, of course. She’s hidden in the same spot every time she’s gotten in trouble or been upset since she was three.

He inches closer to her closet and can hear the sniffles.

“Marco,” he calls- a warning, really, that he’s coming in one way or the other.

“Polo,” her tiny voice responds, and he pulls the door open. Olivia is huddled in a corner, knees tucked to her chest as tears stream silently down her face. Kris feels the tear in his heart rip further.

“Hey you.”

“Hi.”

He takes a breath, settles in next to her, cross-legged and for once, glad for his size. Kissing her forehead, he exhales slowly.

“So I guess you heard some not so nice things just now.”

Olivia nods.

“And I guess you’re feeling a little sad?”

She nods again.

“It’s ok, baby. It’s ok to feel sad sometimes.”

If he’s being honest here, he expects Olivia to collapse against his chest- to break down into tears and cry like the overtired seven-year-old who just witnessed her parents fighting for the first time that she is.

Instead, she wipes at her cheeks and levels her gaze. Her voice is shaky and barely above a whisper, but he knows that it’s the voice she uses when she’s trying to be strong.

“Daddy, are you and Dad gonna get a divorce?”

Kris’s jaw drops.

“What?! No! No, no, no, not ever, no. What would give you that idea?”

“It’s just that my friend Emma’s mommy and daddy used to fight all the time and they got a divorce.”

Her jaw is set and her eyes are brimming with tears that she won’t let fall. She reminds him terribly of Adam in this moment, and Kris is forced to think back to the disappointment and anger that’s waiting for him back in bed. Kris almost wishes he could lay down and die in this moment- it would be easier than seeing this look recreated twice on the two people he’d sworn never to hurt.

“Let me tell you something, Olivia Grace,” he chokes out, throat tight and constricting, “You never have to worry about me and your dad breaking up. We might argue sometimes, but we love each other more than anybody else on this planet. Except for you.”

“But you were yelling,” she whispers, terrified, “and using bad words. Emma’s mommy and daddy did that all the time. She told me.”

“Sometimes grown-ups get carried away, sweetheart. It doesn’t mean we’re getting a divorce.”

“And you were gone all day. When Emma’s daddy did that, her mommy said that they were getting a divorce.”

Kris inhales sharply. He really had wished Adam had just been being melodramatic when he’d said Olivia had noticed.

“Liv, sweetheart, you know how sometimes you get really frustrated with something, or really sad, and you come hide in here?” Olivia nods, finger twirling into her hair. “Well, grown-ups get frustrated sometimes too, and sometimes they need to go off somewhere just to think for a while. I just had to go off and think today, that’s all. It has nothing to do with Dad. At all. And I promise you, the fight that you just saw was just a little fight. It doesn’t change anything. I promise you that we’re not getting a divorce and that after you go back to bed, little girl, we’re gonna make up. Everything will be better in the morning.”

She leans into his chest and he wraps an arm around her tiny frame.

“Promise?”

“Promise.”

She yawns, her eyes falling closed of their own accord.

“I love you, Daddy.”

“I love you more.”

“Nuh-“

The rest of the word is lost in a yawn and she’s asleep before she hits the pillow.
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The first thing he does upon stepping into his bedroom is to crawl across the bed to give Adam a searing kiss. It only lasts for a few seconds, but it’s loaded and powerful enough to leave them both panting when they pull away.

“I’m sorry,” Kris blurts, “It was stupid and irresponsible for me to run away like that. I got overwhelmed and upset and I just needed to hide. I should have spoken to you. I should have let you help me. Instead I just made a mess of everything and our daughter thinks we’re getting a divorce and I’m an absolute idiot.”

The tears that had filled Adam’s eyes earlier finally spill over. Kris lifts a hand to his cheek, using his thumb to wipe them away.

“I was so scared, Kris. What if something had happened to you?”

“I’m fine, baby. Really.”

Adam sighs, blinks slowly, and runs a hand through Kris’s hair.

“Kristopher Allen, I swear, if you ever do that to me again…”

And Kris knows that the fight is over. The corner of his lip quirks up.

“If you want, you can check that I’m really ok. Check me for bruises. I’m ok with being strip-searched."

An hour later, they can’t remember much about the fight.

[fic] just like you

2009-11-15T17:57:02Z

Fandom: American Idol (Season 8)
Pairing: Kris/Adam
Rating: PG, The "S" word is said once if you're hypersensitive to bad words
Genre: Fluff, Established relationship, Kidfic
Summary/Prompt: It's not that Kris didn't expect that their daughter would have more in common with Adam than with himself when she was born, it's just that he never expected it to bother him so much.
Author's note: Olivia saga. Same verse as Silly Love Songs and Perfect. I have some issues with this one, but whatever. Unbeta'd, all crappiness is mine.
Disclaimer: This never happened, this never will happen, they're not mine, etc, etc.

It’s not that Kris didn’t expect that their daughter would have more in common with Adam than with himself when she was born, it was just that he never expected it to bother him so much.

And it doesn’t, really. He loves watching Adam and Olivia together, loves how they communicate so easily and how they giggle over the same things. Just sometimes, when he lets all of their similarities pile up, it irks him a bit.

Adam, he realizes, offers much more in the way of advice that Olivia can use when she’s older- on make-up, on clothing, and, let’s face it, Kris thinks, he knows a shit ton more about boy problems than Kris could ever dream.

Adam is more adept at getting her dressed in the morning, scoffs when Kris sends her down in a plaid jumper and polka-dot tights.

When Olivia comes back down five minutes later, in a denim dress with pink tights (and Kris admits, she looks far more put together than she had before), he finds himself pouting. He tried, and shouldn’t that be what counts? Would it kill Adam to let her go out of the house being less than perfectly matched just once in her life?

Besides, if Adam would just let him buy the kid some jeans and t-shirts once in a while, dressing her wouldn’t be that hard.

But Adam just kisses him, pats him on the ass and says “It was a nice try, honey. I didn’t marry you for your fashion sense anyway,” and, with a barely-noticeable glance to the right, counsels, “Not the purple shoes, Liv, the green ones. The purple ones don’t match.”

Her personality is like Adam’s, too. She’s over-the-top at times, loves playing dress-up and dancing around to whatever music is coursing through the house at the moment. Family gatherings inevitably become her own personal time to put on a show for her friends and relatives, and the audience isn’t captive because she’s so damn cute- they’re captive because she’s actually a fairly skilled entertainer, singing the songs she learned in preschool as she bounces around with a not-unappreciable level of rhythm.

She’s emotional and strong-willed, which Kris knows will be wonderful traits for her to have later in life, but damnit, as a parent? Sometimes when he tells her they’re getting apple juice at the grocery store because they already have grape juice at home, he wants her just to say “Ok, daddy,” instead of, “But I. Like. Grape juice.”

The added stomp of her foot is so something he could picture Adam doing as a child. He’s come close as an adult.

And she’s boy-crazy like Adam, too. She’s three years old and she has a slew of “boyfriends” at school- rude-looking little snotnoses, who Kris eyes every time he picks her up with a practiced measure of “I’m from the south and I’m not afraid to use a shotgun.”

Adam just laughs and says, “That’s my girl!” and rolls his eyes at Kris’s protectiveness.

“She’s a baby, honey. When she starts bringing home boys with non-matchbox-sized cars, that’s when I’ll pull out my protective daddy face. I’ll even throw a shotgun over my shoulder if it’ll make you feel better. But for now? It’s cute.”

And maybe Kris is overreacting- he knows he is, but isn’t he not supposed to have to worry about this for another ten years? Isn’t she supposed to think boys have cooties until she hits eighth grade?

She’s like Adam, he thinks, and if the two people he loves the most on this planet are similarly wonderful, he can’t really complain.

But still, it would be nice to have someone to watch football with on Sunday afternoons who would understand the game, or someone who could strum a guitar next to him when he’s writing music.

When he brings it up to Adam one day, Adam snorts at him,

“You think she’s like me? Baby, just watch her closely and you’ll see how much she’s like you.”

So he does. He watches her when she gets tired, when her eyes are drooping but she’s fighting sleep, and he does see a bit of himself there. They both get snuggly and a little bit silly when they’re tired.

One of Kris’s favorite things to do is to lay in bed with Adam and Olivia when it’s past Olivia’s bedtime and he’s worn out from a long day in the studio.

“Daddy, I… I want to eat all the candy… all the candy in the world, daddy. But not the green ones. I don’t want the green ones.” And Kris agrees wholeheartedly,

“Oh, I know, Livvy. The green ones are just… no. But you can’t eat all the candy because it’s not good for your… No, no, you can eat all of it but the green ones.”

“Dada can have the green ones. He likes… green things.”

“Yeah,” Kris giggles, “He likes green things.”

And Adam laughs and laughs, kisses both of them and shakes his head.

They have the same sense of humor, Kris realizes. It’s understated, quips and one-liners, made apparent at completely unexpected times.

He’s reading her a book before bed and when the story goes, “What do you say when Daddy tells you, ‘good night and I love you?’” he expects her to say, “I love you too.”

Instead she quips,

“Get out.”

He nearly falls over laughing at that one, and when he tells Adam the story later, Adam just quirks an eyebrow and says, “She’s so you.”

She likes peace and quiet like he does. Saturdays are often spent on the couch, lounging in pajamas as Olivia colors and Kris strums on his guitar. Adam will join them, but gets antsy after an hour or so- has to go for a run to clear his head, or down to his studio to listen to music, as if he can’t handle the stillness anymore. Olivia stays by his side for hours, though, entertaining herself in the quiet of their living room in a way that he’s pretty sure most three-year-olds can’t.

So maybe she prefers princesses to football, likes to shake her little butt instead of making the music, likes to be the center of attention instead of blending in, but it’s ok.

He leaves a miniature guitar in the corner of her room for if she ever shows an interest, a Razorbacks Jersey in her closet for if she ever gets sick of her princess movies, an open promise of anytime, Liv for problems that he may be better-equipped to solve than Adam.

If they never get used, it’s fine. He fell in love with Adam once. Falling in love with a miniature Adam in a pretty dress and a pony-tail doesn’t bother him in the slightest.

[fic] perfect

2009-11-13T05:03:04Z

Fandom: American Idol (Season 8)
Pairing: Kris/Adam
Rating: PG-13? The "F" word is said once, but other than that, this is G rated all the way.
Genre: Fluff, Established relationship, Kidfic
Summary/Prompt: Adam finds the lone imperfection with his and Kris's daughter
Author's note: Ok, here's part two of the Olivia saga. Same verse as Silly Love Songs. Written in a half hour and unbeta'd. All crappiness is mine.
Disclaimer: This never happened, this never will happen, they're not mine, etc, etc.

Like any good parents, Kris and Adam are enamored of their daughter.

Every first gets documented- her first tooth has its own photo album, her first attempts at steps are spread out over hours of video footage, her first party dress is (at Adam’s insistence) framed and hanging in their bedroom next to her yearly portraits.

If they could run a video loop through the house of the first time she had babbled “dadadadada,” they would.

Her grandparents insist that she is perfect, and Kris and Adam are quick to agree. Even in her occasional temper tantrums, she’s adorable, her face scrunching up and turning the sweetest shade of pink.

Therefore, the revelation that their daughter- their amazing, wonderful, infallible daughter- has a very ironic flaw was jaw-dropping.

“She’s tone-deaf,” Adam announces one day, a small smirk on his face as he checks to see that Olivia had run into her room to change out of her school clothes before speaking.

Kris kisses him hello.

“You discovered this between her school and here?”

“We stopped and got her new shoes,” he waves a hand dismissively, and Kris rolls his eyes, because really, how many shoes does one little girl need, but Adam keeps going, “but that’s not the point. Olivia can’t hit a note to save her life.”

“I don’t believe you,” Kris scoffs out a laugh, “I’ve heard her sing before and she sounds fine.”

“Not real singing, you haven’t. And anyway, love is deaf.”

“What do you mean, real singing?”

“I mean you’ve heard her sing those cutesy songs before- ‘The Itsy Bitsy Spider,’ ‘The Wheels on the Bus’- those kiddie songs that would sound great if you screamed them. You’ve never heard her sing a real song.”

Kris stares openly at his husband for a second, thinking of the countless hours that he and Olivia have spent in the car together listening to the Beatles. Now that he thinks of it, she’s never sung along- just bobbed her head and hummed in that cute, tuneless, distracted way that she had.

“What did she sing, then?”

Adam flinches momentarily, and Kris is sure he’s not going to like what he’s about to be told.

“Adam?” he prompts, and Adam shuts his eyes.

“She was singing Britney.”

“…Which song?”

A deep breath, and then Adam spits out,

“If You Seek Amy.”

“Adam!”

“Ok, I know, I get it, I’m sorry, but can we just get back to you being mad at me over this later? I know it’s inappropriate but she likes it and… baby, can we just get back to the fact that our daughter can’t hold a note in a bucket?”

Kris files away his exasperation to some recess in the back of his mind, and folds his arms over his chest.

“So, how did you figure this out?”

“I had the radio on and the song came on and she started singing along and I turned it down so I could hear her and it was just wrong. I thought maybe it was just the song, but then she sang me that new John Mayer shit you’re always playing and it was just notes thrown into the sky at random. Our baby is tone deaf.”

Kris is torn between laughing hysterically and being pissed off that Adam taught their four-year-old to sing about sex. He looks up and meets Adam’s eyes and decides that, yup, this is too bizarre of a laugh to pass up, so he breaks down, clutching at his stomach.

Adam’s eyes dance with mirth as he watches Kris lose control, and he reaches a hand out to pull him to his chest. He drops a kiss into Kris’s hair and murmurs,

“What are the fucking odds?” and Kris loses it even further then, because really, with her parents being two of the biggest recording artists out there, it really is perfectly ironic.

“Dada!” they hear the call from behind them, and they both look up on cue.

“Yes, princess?” Adam asks, Kris buried in his chest with a smile spread wide across his face.

“Can I sing for Daddy now?”

“I think he would love that.”

Kris turns in Adam’s arms, leaning back against his chest as Adam wraps around him.

They watch their daughter clear her throat and attempt to imitate the vocal warm-ups she’s seen rehearsed around the house before she takes a deep breath and shouts, off-key and deliciously wonderful,

“So hot, out the box, can we pick up the pace?” and Adam’s whispering in his ear,

“Oh yeah, she knows the words to FYE too… at least it’s one of ours.”

Kris is swatting at him, then, having given up on anger as he smiles at the child, who is dancing in the shameless little girl way that he admires so much.

She hasn’t hit a note yet, but Kris doesn’t mind. From Adam’s smile against his cheek, he would venture a guess that he doesn’t either.

[fic] silly love songs

2009-11-10T18:27:19Z

Fandom: American Idol (Season 8)
Pairing: Kris/Adam
Rating: PG-13? They...attempt to get to the sex.
Genre: Fluff, Established relationship, Kidfic
Summary/Prompt: Kris comes home after a press junket.
Author's note: I've had this sitting around for a while, but I couldn't push myself to publish it. I will tell you that I have more stories lined up with this kid, if you're interested. Leave me a review and let me know if you'd want more.

The sound of the key in the lock is like the most beautiful music Kris has ever heard. It’s been three weeks, and it’s familiar and welcoming and it almost feels like he never left.

It’s pitch black and still inside the house as he tip-toes in, somehow avoiding the mess of shoes and hair accessories littering the floor as he finds his way up the stairs. He almost trips twice, and he finds himself thinking that it’s good that he came home when he did; one more week and the house would have been uninhabitable, overtaken by nail polish and jewelry and trinkets.

He peeks into the tiny pink bedroom down the hall from his own, grinning stupidly and nodding at the dog, Simon, who looks up and blinks at him in greeting.

He continues down the hallway, into his own bedroom where he finds Adam asleep on his side, hugging Kris’s pillow to his chest.

He snickers; Adam Lambert is a cuddler. The fans would love that tidbit.

When he moves to pull the pillow out from his grasp, Adam groans in protest, still asleep, and Kris fills the empty space with his own body.

He stares at him for a moment, making a mental checklist of the features that have changed since he left for his media blitz (Skype doesn’t show him the mosquito bite scratched to a scab on Adam’s arm, nor does it show the new freckle that’s developed on his ear). He breathes him in, and the scent is so exclusively Adam, so much like home and comfort, that he’s almost lulled to sleep

Almost. Other needs are beating out exhaustion at the moment.

He pushes himself up, kissing down Adam’s throat, and he can feel the change in Adam’s breathing as he slowly comes into consciousness.

“The fuck?” Adam’s voice asks groggily, “Kris?”

Kris pulls back to look Adam in the eye, a blissful grin spread across his face.

“Hi.”

“What are you doing home? I thought I was coming to get you in the morning!”

“Thought I’d surprise you. Did it work?”

Adam leans down and captures Kris’s lips in his own, aggressive and needy, and Kris responds in kind, the passion borne of three weeks apart mingling with the comfortable familiarity of years spent together.

Kris positions himself to hover over Adam, a welcome dance that they both know well. Their shirts are both off within the moment, soft hands fluttering over taut skin, rememorizing muscles and ridges and scars. Tongues lick, suck, stroke every available inch of flesh, and neither of them worry about where the markings will be visible in the morning.

Neither man is capable of paying much attention to anything but one another, and Adam’s hand is stroking Kris through his jeans when they hear the tiny voice.

“Daddy?”

They pull apart instantly, panting and horrified, to find a tiny brunette head barely peeking over the foot of their bed.

“Hi baby!” Kris says, breathless. He rolls off of Adam reluctantly but instantly.

The three-year-old’s eyes are suddenly saucers, gleaming excitement.

“Daddy!” she shouts again, this time jumping up and bounding across the bed, “You’re home! Dada told me you wouldn’t be home until the morning and that when I woke up it would be time to go get you but he was wrong!” she turns her head towards Adam, “Dada, look! Daddy’s home!”

Adam chuckles, a little strained,

“I see, Liv.”

He shifts slightly, eyes screwed shut, and Kris stifles a laugh. The sidelong glance Adam then gives him reminds him that he’s no better off.

“How was your trip, daddy? How was your concerts? Did they like your songs?”

Kris grins and tucks the little girl between himself and Adam, shushing her and singing the song he’d written the day she was born.

The next morning, they wake up just like that, all three of them a tangled mess of limbs and hair. It’s not the first time it’s happened. It won’t be the last.

Kris smiles to himself, and simply thinks Home.

[fic] combination of words i could put on the back of a postcard

2009-11-08T03:24:43Z

Fandom: American Idol (Season 8)
Pairing: Kris/Adam
Rating: PG? PG-13? They kiss a lot and there's mention of sex.
Genre: Fluff, Established relationship
Summary/Prompt: Kris and Adam go on vacation. For orihara_kaoru in the ontd_ai_gives Dollar Drive a zillion weeks back. Sorry this took so long!

When it comes to packing, Adam is a bigger procrastinator than Kris. That’s one for the “What don’t your fans know about you?” questions that inevitably come with each interview.

Sure, Kris had waited until last night to start packing, but he had gotten it done by two am, had slid into bed next to Adam and anticipated sleeping on the plane the next day. But Adam?

Adam doesn’t start packing until an hour before their car is scheduled to come to pick them up in the morning. At first Kris was amused, watching him pull carefully-folded shirts from the drawers only to throw them haphazardly into his new suitcase.

Then the car had honked to announce its arrival.

“Adam…” he starts, but Adam is past him in a flash, brushing a kiss over his lips.

“Just ten more minutes. Go run and tell him ten more minutes.”

“We don’t have ten minutes. We have a flight to catch.”

“It’ll be fine,” Adam insists, giving Kris a gentle shove towards the door, “Could you go load the other bags in the car?”

And that’s how they wind up racing through the airport, because ten minutes is never ten minutes with Adam, it’s twenty-five, and by the time Adam slides into the car, Kris has not only made friends with the driver, he’s learned the names of his children and where they go to school.
They run blindly, Kris lagging due to sheer exhaustion and shorter legs.

“Adam, I swear, if we miss this flight…”

He doesn’t finish the threat, but Adam knows what’s implied. Part of the joy of vacation would be sex- endless, holed up together, no interruptions, no worries, no texts from handlers, all-day sex. And for Kris to deprive Adam of that, even for one day… Adam shakes the thought and focuses on running. He’ll cross that road if he has to. In any case, he certainly knows how to make Kris want it.

Eventually, Adam grabs his hand, pulling him to the gate. Adam glances at his watch, realizing that they have five minutes until boarding ends.

“Baby,” Adam grins, “There’s a Starbucks back there and I was up really early. Maybe I should just run back and…”

“Get on the damn plane,” Kris growls, and Adam contemplates making it up to him later in the plane bathroom.

Two hours into the flight, they’ve officially joined the mile-high club.

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They head to the hotel first, because Adam is, as he puts it, “mind-blowingly exhausted”, and there’s not even a moment to pull the blinds open before Adam has crashed on top of the covers, sprawled out like a starfish and seemingly incapable of movement.

Kris strides across the room, steps out onto the balcony, and grins.

“Adam,” he calls over his shoulder.

“Mmmm.”

“Come look at this view.” They had sprung for the penthouse at the hotel they had found lining a pseudo-private beach, hoping to avoid the stares of any potential lingering fans (though the search had been thorough for a place that would be as remote as possible. The fact that the ocean is the clearest Kris has ever seen is an unexpected plus.

A couple of fluffy white clouds float past. Kris thinks he could get used to this.

Adam rolls over, seemingly unimpressed.

“Adam?” He grunts an acknowledgement, “Come on, we didn’t come here to sleep.”

“So tired,” Adam whines, opening his eyes a fraction as he puts out his arms in what is clearly an invitation.

Kris shakes his head, strolls over and crouches at Adam’s side.

“C’mon, baby. I want to go explore. I want to see what’s out there.”

Adam shuts his eyes tighter, and his fingers come to rest at Kris’s biceps.

“Time for exploring later. Time for sleep now.”

Kris laughs, leaning forward to brush a stray hair away from Adam’s eyes.

“Maybe I’ll just go explore without you, then.”

“Mmmm,” Adam murmurs, not displeased, not really reacting at all.

“That could be good. Maybe I’ll go for a swim,” Adam grunts, and Kris continues, “I bet there are lifeguards down there, too.”

Adam’s lip quirks up in a smile, but he doesn’t make a sound.

“Yeah, maybe I could meet some lifeguards. I’m sure there are some guys around here who would love to explore with me,” Adam fights the grin, waiting for the words that come next, “if you catch my drift.”

And just like that, Adam has pulled Kris on top of him, peppering lazy, sloppy, tired kisses across his mouth. He licks at Kris’s bottom lip once more and then pulls back.

“The only person you’re allowed to explore with is me, got it?”

Kris places a chaste kiss against his lips,

“Got it.”

“And I promise we’ll go explore later. But for now? I’m really fucking tired, and I would love nothing more than to take a mid-afternoon nap with my boyfriend in our sweet-ass hotel room,” he pauses, thoughtful, “Then maybe take a shower.”

“Together?” Kris asks, eyebrow arched.

They don’t leave the hotel room until the next morning, but as he watches Adam sleep, his bare back rising and falling in familiar rhythms, Kris thinks the view from here is pretty good, too.

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Kris would laugh at the SPF70 sunblock that Adam pulls out of his bag, but if anyone has spent enough time staring at Adam’s bare skin, it’s Kris, and he knows better than anyone how fair Adam is. His goal for this week is to not let Adam burn, because an Adam that he couldn’t touch? That isn’t an Adam that he wants on vacation.

Before they leave the hotel, he slathers the sunblock on Adam’s back, rubbing it in with slow circles that cause Adam to threaten that they may never leave the room if Kris can’t rub sunblock in a less… exciting manner. Kris snickers, apparently enjoying the torture.

They don’t leave until one hour and twenty-five minutes later; Kris had either ignored Adam’s warning or took it as a promise.

When they first step foot outside, it’s one pm and the sun is high, and there are only ten other people on their stretch of the beach, none of whom seem to care that two of music’s most famous names were strolling hand in hand towards the water.

Adam spreads out immediately, dropping into his beach chair with a dramatic sigh and a proclamation of,

“Let’s move here.”

Kris grins, places a kiss an indulgent kiss his forehead, and announces he’s going for a swim.

With one eye open, Adam watches Kris pull off his shirt, enjoying the familiar way that the muscles in his back ripple. Kris runs off, and Adam promptly closes his eyes and falls asleep.

He’s not sure how much later it is when he awakes to a cold, wet finger sliding down his chest.

“Hey,” he swats at the hand, “Knock it off.”

“Come swim with me,” and Kris’s face is so joyful, so playful as water drips down from his hair, that Adam almost considers saying yes. Instead he snorts.

“I don’t swim.”

“For me?” Kris pouts.

“There are a lot of things I would do for you. Swimming is not one of them.”

“But Adam,” he whines, “I’ll lay out in the sun for you later.”

“Big compromise.”

“Please?”

Adam sighs,

“How about we go for a walk instead?”

But Kris isn’t letting it go so easily,

“So what if we have kids some day and they want to go swimming with their daddy?”

“That’s what they have you for.”

“And what if I’m not there?”

“You think I’m bringing our kids to the beach by myself?”

Kris chuckles at that, but the mock-serious look returns almost instantly.

“What if I was drowning? Would you go in to save me?”

A wicked glint appears in Adam’s eye. He leans forward as Kris bites at his lip.

“Depends. Do I get to give you mouth to mouth?”

“When was the last time you had to ask permission to give me mouth to mouth?”

Taking that as his cue, Adam leans forward, capturing Kris’s lips in his own. It’s familiar and warm and sweet and he just can’t bring himself to stop until Kris pulls away, panting and out of breath.

“So… does that mean you’ll go swimming with me?”

Adam chuckles, low in his belly,

“Maybe tonight, when there are less people. Ok?”

“Promise?”

“Promise. Now how about that walk?”

Their toes glide over soft sand and Adam thinks that two weeks here might not be enough.

[fic] sleeping in my bed with your silhouette

2009-10-19T04:22:24Z

Fandom: American Idol (Season 8)
Pairing: Kris/Adam (friendship, longing if you squint)
Rating: PG for mentions of jizz
Genre: Fluff
Summary/Prompt: Kris calls Adam from London. For kradamite in the ontd_ai_gives Dollar Drive a zillion weeks back. Sorry this took so long!

His fingers hover over the send button, mentally calculating the hours. If it’s two thirty here, then… ten thirty.

His thumb presses down on the green button.

The ringer buzzes in his ear once, twice, a third time and--

“So do I have to call you Sergeant Pepper from now on or what?”

The laugh he lets out is relieved and exhausted, and he rests his head onto the back of the couch.

“Shut up. I’m not interrupting anything, am I?”

“No, actually,” Adam’s voice sounds light, soft and quiet and reminding Kris of Tuesday nights, post-adrenaline rush when they’d lay in bed and talk about whatever happened to pass through their minds. Kris grins, “Drake is going out but I’m just so tired. I’ve been recording pretty much since tour ended and business deals and just… things are happening. So I’m making it an early night.”

“Have you been domesticated, Lambert?”

“Hardly,” Adam scoffs, “Everyone’s entitled to a night of pampering every now and then, aren’t they?”

“Now and then?”

“Once a week is not too much to ask. So what about you? How’s merry old England? Did you come in your pants over all the Beatles shit?”

It’s a testament to how much time he’s spent with Adam that Kris doesn’t even flush anymore, just rolls his eyes and spits back,

“No, I’m not the one who comes in his pants.”

“Irrelevant,” Adam drawls, and Kris can imagine him waving his hand in that dismissive way that he does, “It was one dream and it involved a threesome between myself, Zac Efron, and Tom Cruise circa 1998. I dare anyone to not come in their pants when presented with that little grouping.”

They both laugh, unabashed for a moment before lapsing into the comfortable silence that apparently is unhindered by oceans.

Kris breathes out,

“I miss you, buddy.”

And Adam counters immediately with,

“I miss you too. Do you have a little while to talk?”

Kris thinks of meetings and writing sessions and recording studios and the texts he’s pretty sure he’s getting from his assistant at this very moment, if the occasional drops in sound are any indication.

“For you? Of course.”

He misses his writing session that day, but he just can’t bring himself to care.

And now I just need to write the one for orihara_kaoru . I'll get it done this week, darling, I swear.
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[fic] hand in my pocket, waiting for my rocket to come

2009-09-20T05:35:15Z

Kratt drabble, written for kissoffools for the Dollar Charity drive on ONTD_AI. My first AI fic, betaless and written between Twitter parties, so... be gentle.

Fandom: American Idol (Season 8)
Pairing: Kratt
Rating: G
Genre: Fluff
Summary/Prompt: Kris and Matt, busking (based off Kris's tweet)

The fedora that Matt had insisted he borrow keeps slipping down over his eyes, and he stumbles once or twice as they make their way down the abandoned side street.

“Remind me again why we’re doing this?” Kris asks, and Matt winks at him.

“Because I’m pretty.”

Kris groans, because he can’t argue with that, and he grips his leather guitar case tighter between his fingers.

This will be fun. He knows it will; Matt has never steered him wrong before. But somehow, it just seems a bit frivolous.

Matt puts a hand out to stop him when they reach the stretch of concrete that will apparently serve as their stage, and he halts obediently. Ignoring Matt’s smug grin, Kris pulls out his guitar, settling his case at his feet and tuning it with the same innate skill he always does when he’s not fully paying attention.

Matt leans in close, lips at his ear informing Kris that he gets the first pick of song.

Strumming absently, Kris somehow winds up in the middle of some lesser-known Jason Mraz song that he only knows half the words to, but Matt makes up new ones and Kris laughs along, alternating fake lyrics with the taller man. They wind up singing for a half hour, and most of the time, they burst into hysterical laughter because, it seems, they can’t quite pick acoustic songs that they know the lyrics to.

They never manage to build a crowd of more than three people at any given time, but it’s the way Kris prefers it- just music and sweet summer air, their responsibilities and stresses left somewhere back at the hotel.

When the sun begins to dip behind the buildings, they decide to call it a night, and Matt swoops down to lift the change out of Kris’s guitar case.

“Two dollars and seven cents,” he announces, brandishing the money in his palm. Kris looks down on it and feels a smile play on his lips.

“I almost feel like I don’t need to put out an album now. I’m set for life.”

“Maybe this is your real calling. You’ll be on a VH1 special, From Idol to Idling: The Kris Allen Story.”

Kris nods, securing his guitar case and heaving it from the ground.

“So, you gonna take me out to dinner with that cash, or…”

He’s cut off by Matt’s lips swooping down onto his own.

“Yeah, big spender,” Matt says as he pulls back, “You pick the dollar menu and I’m there.”

The walk back is spent making up lyrics to I’m Yours.

Conan's Shopping Spree (10/15/08)

2009-07-17T21:54:19Z

ONTD_ai LKL AIM Chat [Part 29]

2009-05-26T04:15:31Z

jstxanothrxstory (10:03:36 PM) has left the room.

youlackcolor (10:03:36 PM): IM LEAVING NOW BYE I LOVE YOU GUYS

Waste x My Time (10:03:38 PM): why are you being stalked by him

Waste x My Time (10:03:43 PM): ?

youlackcolor (10:03:46 PM) has left the room.

DefiantCake88 (10:03:48 PM): ok im gonna leave and copy and paste whatever now

DefiantCake88 (10:03:50 PM): bye guys

DefiantCake88 (10:03:53 PM): its been awesome

news for a week (10:03:53 PM): its been happening for years. i see him every time im in new york

DefiantCake88 (10:03:56 PM): see you over at the comm

kittykittyws (10:03:57 PM): byeeeee<3

Waste x My Time (10:03:59 PM): FEAR.

And that's all of it that I was there for, guys. Hope you all had as much fun as I did. You all definitely made my night.

ONTD_ai LKL AIM Chat [Part 28]

2009-05-26T04:14:31Z

losttinbritain (10:00:41 PM): YES MORE BADFIC

pwnsgod (10:00:41 PM): I AM THINKING AOUT WRITING ONE AND I WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT

pwnsgod (10:00:45 PM): IM ME

Shawna Bobonah (10:00:46 PM): North Korea killing my buzz

PrairieChica (10:00:47 PM) has left the room.

Waste x My Time (10:00:48 PM): Adam born fabulous is not breakig news

TakeMeBabyyyy (10:00:48 PM): GO FOR IT

Waste x My Time (10:00:52 PM): it is known.

TakeMeBabyyyy (10:00:54 PM) has left the room.

pwnsgod (10:00:58 PM): (SEE, THIS IS HOW MUCH I TOTALLY CARE ABOUT NORTH KOREA)

Hyperndizzy3 (10:00:58 PM): lol touche

jstxanothrxstory (10:01:01 PM): Adam was born fabulous.

news for a week (10:01:02 PM): EXCLUSIVE: ALLISON -- DANNY TOUCHES ME.

gracelessally (10:01:03 PM): someone needs to write Sarver/Gokey Brokeback Idol

jstxanothrxstory (10:01:06 PM): Kris was born in a pocket.

pwnsgod (10:01:07 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA

losttinbritain (10:01:09 PM): LMAO

jstxanothrxstory (10:01:12 PM): Danny was born from a douche.

astirya (10:01:14 PM) has left the room.

Waste x My Time (10:01:15 PM): HAHAHAH

sophistafunk77 (10:01:16 PM): lool

JTSunshine82 (10:01:17 PM): at least we know kradam went out for dinner together after this lol

pinkybell (10:01:18 PM): lmaoo

DefiantCake88 (10:01:19 PM): can you be born FROM a douche?

pinkybell (10:01:23 PM): yes.

xarielmichelle (10:01:23 PM): LMFAO

Hyperndizzy3 (10:01:25 PM): LOL

xarielmichelle (10:01:25 PM): well...

Waste x My Time (10:01:29 PM): LMAO

oxbeautifulmssxo (10:01:30 PM): haha

Hyperndizzy3 (10:01:35 PM): wait

jstxanothrxstory (10:01:35 PM): Allison was born in crimson.

xarielmichelle (10:01:40 PM): LMAO

news for a week (10:01:41 PM): and clover

DefiantCake88 (10:01:46 PM): kris was born in plaid? and sexy.

jstxanothrxstory (10:01:46 PM): Matt was born and kissed on his forehead by a frog.

Hyperndizzy3 (10:01:48 PM): just give a rundown of your lj name

pwnsgod (10:01:49 PM): hahaha

DefiantCake88 (10:01:50 PM): AHAHAHA

oxbeautifulmssxo (10:01:54 PM): lol

DefiantCake88 (10:01:54 PM): fictionnreality

pwnsgod (10:01:58 PM): savemoony

sophistafunk77 (10:01:59 PM): rhymenocerousss

youlackcolor (10:02:00 PM): youlackcolor... obv

Hyperndizzy3 (10:02:01 PM): i'm cheapxdate on ontd_ai

oxbeautifulmssxo (10:02:03 PM): Sarver loves people in a ~godly~ way

jstxanothrxstory (10:02:04 PM): Anoop was born in a package.

pinkybell (10:02:05 PM): drygon

Waste x My Time (10:02:06 PM): vanilla_coke91

xarielmichelle (10:02:07 PM): archsaio

JTSunshine82 (10:02:08 PM): asm614

jstxanothrxstory (10:02:09 PM): Lil was born and everyone yawned

kittykittyws (10:02:11 PM): morbid_model

oxbeautifulmssxo (10:02:12 PM): dreamscometrue

DefiantCake88 (10:02:14 PM): LMFAO lil

jstxanothrxstory (10:02:15 PM): degreesofevil

Hyperndizzy3 (10:02:24 PM): yay k, i recognize people now lol :]

gracelessally (10:02:25 PM): i still need to write the bad fic for gokey

gracelessally (10:02:30 PM): godly enough with fasting

DefiantCake88 (10:02:31 PM): i almost feel like we should post this on the comm

gracelessally (10:02:35 PM): without*

jstxanothrxstory (10:02:35 PM): I saw a Gokey/Allison fic BDSM fic once.

youlackcolor (10:02:37 PM): WE MUST.

DefiantCake88 (10:02:40 PM): it was kind of epic at point

DefiantCake88 (10:02:40 PM): s

jstxanothrxstory (10:02:44 PM): I felt like gnawing my eyes out.

youlackcolor (10:02:45 PM): post on the comm. YES

kittykittyws (10:02:48 PM): yes please

DefiantCake88 (10:02:56 PM): who wants to do it?

youlackcolor (10:02:57 PM): ngl there were epic lulz to be had.

DefiantCake88 (10:03:04 PM): im not really sure how but ill try if you guys want

kittykittyws (10:03:07 PM): you do it!

jstxanothrxstory (10:03:14 PM): OMG LEGALLY BLONDE IS ON

news for a week (10:03:19 PM): ugh bbs i am gonna get stalked this weekend by constantine maroulis

jstxanothrxstory (10:03:25 PM): Who?

boogietrain07 (10:03:27 PM): I gotta shower I'll be back in about 10-15 minutes

oxbeautifulmssxo (10:03:27 PM): ok. time to turn on my kradam itunes playlist.

news for a week (10:03:29 PM): someone save me from his greasy-ness

Waste x My Time (10:03:29 PM): I'm sorry

kittykittyws (10:03:36 PM): omg con. and his scary chin!

ONTD_ai LKL AIM Chat [Part 27]

2009-05-26T04:14:03Z

DefiantCake88 (9:58:36 PM): adam?

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:58:38 PM): HAHA

DefiantCake88 (9:58:38 PM): megan hahahaha

xarielmichelle (9:58:38 PM): LMFAO.

kittykittyws (9:58:40 PM): LMAO

Hyperndizzy3 (9:58:40 PM): lol

DefiantCake88 (9:58:43 PM): THERES THE CAWING

jstxanothrxstory (9:58:43 PM): Megan's an alcoholic apparently.

kittykittyws (9:58:44 PM): no he didnt

pinkybell (9:58:46 PM): LOL kris

DefiantCake88 (9:58:47 PM): they totally heard us

sophistafunk77 (9:58:48 PM): lol

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:58:48 PM): that makes sense

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:58:49 PM): haha Adam

Shawna Bobonah (9:58:49 PM): i wish megan didn't have that tattoo sleave

DefiantCake88 (9:58:50 PM): it wasnt coo-coo

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:58:52 PM): she was drunk as shit

xarielmichelle (9:58:52 PM): HAHAHAHA

losttinbritain (9:58:55 PM): ADAM 4 president~

Waste x My Time (9:58:56 PM): Anoop obvs

Hyperndizzy3 (9:58:56 PM): NOT adam

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:58:57 PM): KRIS@

pwnsgod (9:58:57 PM): THEY TOTALLY JUST BRUSHED OFF THE NAIL POLISH

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:58:59 PM): KRIS!

gracelessally (9:59:00 PM): ahahaha

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:59:00 PM): KRADAM!

JTSunshine82 (9:59:01 PM): queen - adam

news for a week (9:59:02 PM): ADAM IS PROM QUEEN

Waste x My Time (9:59:04 PM): ADAM AND ALLISON

losttinbritain (9:59:05 PM): LOL YES

news for a week (9:59:06 PM): SHUT YOUR MOUTH

Shawna Bobonah (9:59:06 PM): KRADAM

Hyperndizzy3 (9:59:06 PM): KRIS AND ADAM

xarielmichelle (9:59:07 PM): KRADAM

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:59:08 PM): hahaha

jstxanothrxstory (9:59:09 PM): LOL WEIRD COUPLE

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:59:09 PM): LMAO

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:59:09 PM): YES!

xarielmichelle (9:59:10 PM): LMAO

kittykittyws (9:59:11 PM): ADAM AND KRIS

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:59:11 PM): ADAM=QUEEN

fauxkaren (9:59:14 PM): Anoop is going to take over the world y/y

xarielmichelle (9:59:15 PM): LOL

kittykittyws (9:59:16 PM): PROM QUEEN AND KING

jstxanothrxstory (9:59:16 PM): WHY IS ALLISON NOT WEARING ONE

fauxkaren (9:59:16 PM): KRIS AND ALLEN

DefiantCake88 (9:59:17 PM): DNW LIL/KRIS IMAGES

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:59:17 PM): no

sophistafunk77 (9:59:17 PM): lmfao

fauxkaren (9:59:17 PM): LOL

jstxanothrxstory (9:59:19 PM): **WINNING

fauxkaren (9:59:19 PM): *ADAM

fauxkaren (9:59:20 PM): omg

fauxkaren (9:59:20 PM): haha

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:59:21 PM): NOT FINAL THOUGHT

Shawna Bobonah (9:59:22 PM): Yes Anoop can do it all

sophistafunk77 (9:59:23 PM): ADAM IS THE QUEEN

losttinbritain (9:59:24 PM): i wonder if adam went to his prom in drag

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:59:27 PM): no

xarielmichelle (9:59:28 PM): LMFAO

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:59:32 PM): but he did his date's makeup

Waste x My Time (9:59:33 PM): LOL

fauxkaren (9:59:34 PM): KRIS AND ADAM = prom king and queen, obvs

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:59:35 PM): Prom Queen/King is KRADAM! Always will be

losttinbritain (9:59:37 PM): lol

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:59:38 PM): haters can stfu!

jstxanothrxstory (9:59:40 PM): Theme of the season: "If the judges like you, you can make it over more deserving redheaded rocker chicks."

xarielmichelle (9:59:44 PM): ♥ BB KRIS

sophistafunk77 (9:59:44 PM): lol

pinkybell (9:59:46 PM): i love how is message is kradam.

DefiantCake88 (9:59:50 PM): i feel like kradam is too cool to go to prom

Waste x My Time (9:59:51 PM): poor Allison ;(

jstxanothrxstory (9:59:51 PM): But I'm not bitter.

pinkybell (9:59:51 PM): basically

sophistafunk77 (9:59:52 PM): ikr

jstxanothrxstory (9:59:54 PM): :|

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:59:55 PM): THAT SUCKED!

sophistafunk77 (9:59:56 PM): HIS MESSAGE IS ALL ABOUT ADAM

Waste x My Time (9:59:57 PM): I am sitll

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:59:57 PM): just sayin!

losttinbritain (10:00:00 PM): ugh fuck you ryan

fauxkaren (10:00:05 PM): lol. ok bed time for me now!

kittykittyws (10:00:05 PM): worst show ever

xarielmichelle (10:00:06 PM): NOOO Y IS IT OVER

Shawna Bobonah (10:00:06 PM): Don't be mean to Ryan!

Hyperndizzy3 (10:00:06 PM): moar =[

DefiantCake88 (10:00:08 PM): that was a waste of time with our boys

gracelessally (10:00:09 PM): that sucked, wow

boogietrain07 (10:00:09 PM): needed more Kradam

pwnsgod (10:00:10 PM): That was a waste of my time

TakeMeBabyyyy (10:00:10 PM): IT WAS NOT

JTSunshine82 (10:00:13 PM): ugh lame.

youlackcolor (10:00:13 PM): this was not as fun as i expected. ;_;

TakeMeBabyyyy (10:00:14 PM): WE GOT LIKE 5 EPIC ADAM QUOTES

youlackcolor (10:00:16 PM): the show

Waste x My Time (10:00:16 PM): at least they go out to dinner after

Hyperndizzy3 (10:00:17 PM): BREAKING NEWS:

moonlightdrlve (10:00:17 PM) has left the room.

youlackcolor (10:00:18 PM): not the chat

Shawna Bobonah (10:00:18 PM): N.Koera fires missles!

oxbeautifulmssxo (10:00:19 PM): we got like no kris!

fauxkaren (10:00:20 PM) has left the room.

pwnsgod (10:00:20 PM): ALS

robynkeynes (10:00:21 PM) has left the room.

youlackcolor (10:00:22 PM): I LOVED THE CHAT

oxbeautifulmssxo (10:00:22 PM): holy cow.

pwnsgod (10:00:23 PM): ALSO

TakeMeBabyyyy (10:00:25 PM): RLY BECAUSE IT WAS BETTER THAN I THOUGHT

HoCkeYChiCk5739 (10:00:25 PM): god dammit north korea

oxbeautifulmssxo (10:00:25 PM): we are gonna get bombed!

xarielmichelle (10:00:28 PM): LMAO FAIL.

pwnsgod (10:00:30 PM): DOES ANYONE WANT TO TALK ABOUT BAD FIC?

shadyperfection (10:00:32 PM) has left the room.

DefiantCake88 (10:00:33 PM): AGGGH NORTH KOREA

Shawna Bobonah (10:00:35 PM): they are mad that adam lost

Hyperndizzy3 (10:00:37 PM): breaking news: adam was born fabulous

youlackcolor (10:00:38 PM): AW SHIT NORTH KOREA

ONTD_ai LKL AIM Chat [Part 26]

2009-05-26T04:13:34Z

news for a week (9:55:46 PM): EXCLUSIVE: ADAM BORN FABULOUS. ALSO HAS NO BOUNDARIES.

Hyperndizzy3 (9:55:50 PM): hahah

sophistafunk77 (9:55:50 PM): hahah

Waste x My Time (9:55:51 PM): I wish they would talk baout the nailpolish

Shawna Bobonah (9:55:51 PM): Kradam 4ever

kittykittyws (9:55:51 PM): LMSO

Hyperndizzy3 (9:55:52 PM): i cant

DefiantCake88 (9:55:53 PM): idk why- everyone always looks at me like im crazy when i say that. but i totally see scott

DefiantCake88 (9:55:55 PM): shark*

sophistafunk77 (9:56:00 PM): ikr if they ask a kradam question

sophistafunk77 (9:56:02 PM): i will be happy

kittykittyws (9:56:03 PM): PLEASE TALK ABOUT NAILPOLISH AND KRADAM NOW

DefiantCake88 (9:56:05 PM): they wont

xarielmichelle (9:56:08 PM): i want nail polish talk, pls.

losttinbritain (9:56:11 PM): four minutes WTF

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:56:14 PM): they won't because the fans WANT that

xarielmichelle (9:56:14 PM): sdl;fghjfkl

Shawna Bobonah (9:56:17 PM): they seem to be avoiding that general area

DefiantCake88 (9:56:18 PM): exactly

xarielmichelle (9:56:21 PM): FAIL ON RYAN

losttinbritain (9:56:29 PM): because it's not ~family friendly

youlackcolor (9:56:29 PM): fml there was legit no kradam.

Shawna Bobonah (9:56:30 PM): i'm sure it's not ryan's fault

youlackcolor (9:56:32 PM): TOO MUCH SARVER

kittykittyws (9:56:32 PM): you fail seacrest

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:56:35 PM): it's not

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:56:38 PM): I don't blame ryan.

Shawna Bobonah (9:56:42 PM): Don't be mean to Ryan!

xarielmichelle (9:56:42 PM): TOO MUCH COMMERICALS+SARVER.

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:56:42 PM): ryan ships kradam.

DefiantCake88 (9:56:43 PM): im so scared ill be watching kris on regis and kelly tomorrow and sarver will show up like as a surprise guest

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:56:50 PM): lol

xarielmichelle (9:56:52 PM): LMFAO

Waste x My Time (9:56:52 PM): omg

Shawna Bobonah (9:56:52 PM): Ryan is the mod of kradam_ai

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:56:53 PM): or Danny.

losttinbritain (9:56:53 PM): lol terrifying

youlackcolor (9:56:53 PM): lmfao

kittykittyws (9:56:55 PM): ryan wants to be invited to kradam moments

Waste x My Time (9:56:58 PM): don't even imagine that

Hyperndizzy3 (9:56:58 PM): LOL

sophistafunk77 (9:57:01 PM): lmfoa who has that icon

astirya (9:57:03 PM) has entered the room.

xarielmichelle (9:57:04 PM): LOLFEAR

sophistafunk77 (9:57:08 PM): that has like ryan in the background of a kradam hug

DefiantCake88 (9:57:09 PM): lol what icon??

news for a week (9:57:11 PM): i used to be a ryan poser online

DefiantCake88 (9:57:12 PM): ohhh

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:57:14 PM): haha. I gotta see that icon.

Waste x My Time (9:57:16 PM): WHAT

jstxanothrxstory (9:57:16 PM): "Danny is just as talented as Adam and way more than Kris."

DefiantCake88 (9:57:17 PM): idk i havent seen it

jstxanothrxstory (9:57:18 PM): I'M SORRY WHAT

sophistafunk77 (9:57:19 PM): and its like JEALOUS

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:57:22 PM): back

DefiantCake88 (9:57:23 PM): WHO SAID THAT

Waste x My Time (9:57:23 PM): WHAT

news for a week (9:57:24 PM): and someone put the screenname on an american junious message board

losttinbritain (9:57:25 PM): LMAO

sophistafunk77 (9:57:25 PM): lmfao idk where it is i just saw it

Shawna Bobonah (9:57:26 PM): lol he wants i non that

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:57:27 PM): LOL WHAT

jstxanothrxstory (9:57:29 PM): SOME DANNY FAN AT IDF

HoCkeYChiCk5739 (9:57:30 PM): anderson cooper should hagve done this interview

Waste x My Time (9:57:33 PM): OMFG

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:57:34 PM): IA

jstxanothrxstory (9:57:35 PM): WHO IS CONVINCED DANNY WOULD'VE WON OVER ADAM

losttinbritain (9:57:35 PM): YESS

Waste x My Time (9:57:35 PM): DCFREAK RIGHT?

xarielmichelle (9:57:36 PM): WUT NO SONG?

jstxanothrxstory (9:57:39 PM): YES HER

Shawna Bobonah (9:57:40 PM): anderson would be all over adam

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:57:40 PM): what?

Waste x My Time (9:57:41 PM): OMG

jstxanothrxstory (9:57:41 PM): SHE SCARES ME

losttinbritain (9:57:41 PM): HE WOULD ASK GAY QUESTIONS

Waste x My Time (9:57:45 PM): SHE SCARES ME TOO

sophistafunk77 (9:57:48 PM): lol

jstxanothrxstory (9:57:48 PM): AND SHE'S SO ANNOYING.

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:57:49 PM): i love this.

HoCkeYChiCk5739 (9:57:53 PM): omg its almost over

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:57:53 PM): MATT

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:57:54 PM): YEP

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:57:58 PM): i like guessing

fauxkaren (9:58:01 PM): lol. class superlatives

xarielmichelle (9:58:03 PM): danny's jealous

kittykittyws (9:58:03 PM): haha

losttinbritain (9:58:05 PM): last flirt? gokey

Waste x My Time (9:58:05 PM): LOL OR ALLISON <3

fauxkaren (9:58:06 PM): so cheesey

jstxanothrxstory (9:58:08 PM): She talks about us bashing Danny being bad and then bashes the awesomeness of Kristen Baldwin.

Waste x My Time (9:58:08 PM): so Matt us a whire?

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:58:09 PM): ADAM!

Waste x My Time (9:58:09 PM): is*

JTSunshine82 (9:58:11 PM): adam

xarielmichelle (9:58:14 PM): SO ADAM

kittykittyws (9:58:14 PM): aaawww

Waste x My Time (9:58:14 PM): HAHA I read that

Hyperndizzy3 (9:58:15 PM): exclusive: gokey thinks touching little boys makes him "religious"

xarielmichelle (9:58:15 PM): ADAM

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:58:18 PM): HE LOOKS SO FLATTERED

sophistafunk77 (9:58:18 PM): lol

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:58:19 PM): LOL

jstxanothrxstory (9:58:20 PM): BEST HAIR?

xarielmichelle (9:58:21 PM): HAHAHA

jstxanothrxstory (9:58:22 PM): ALLISON.

DefiantCake88 (9:58:23 PM): aww kris so cute

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:58:27 PM): ADAM!

Waste x My Time (9:58:31 PM): Adam

xarielmichelle (9:58:32 PM): HAHAHAHA

DefiantCake88 (9:58:32 PM): saw that coming with anoop

news for a week (9:58:32 PM): CAW CAW

jstxanothrxstory (9:58:33 PM): LOL MEGAN

Waste x My Time (9:58:34 PM): OR MEGAN HAHA

ONTD_ai LKL AIM Chat [Part 25]

2009-05-26T04:13:00Z

xarielmichelle (9:53:10 PM): LOL ILY

news for a week (9:53:10 PM): EPIC

jstxanothrxstory (9:53:13 PM): DREAM ON?

youlackcolor (9:53:15 PM): so many words !

gracelessally (9:53:16 PM): LMFAO, KRIS"S FACE

DefiantCake88 (9:53:16 PM): why dont i remember this son?

DefiantCake88 (9:53:19 PM): when was that?

jstxanothrxstory (9:53:23 PM): Top 11 group number

xarielmichelle (9:53:25 PM): LMFAO

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:53:26 PM): I don't either.

kittykittyws (9:53:29 PM): lols

Hyperndizzy3 (9:53:30 PM): try sining and dancing AND seeing scott

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:53:30 PM): I must have missed that

Hyperndizzy3 (9:53:33 PM): thats a trip

DefiantCake88 (9:53:37 PM): guys

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:53:38 PM): I was at a show that night

Hyperndizzy3 (9:53:38 PM): singing*

DefiantCake88 (9:53:41 PM): have they asked megan ANYTHING

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:53:42 PM): only episode I've missed

youlackcolor (9:53:43 PM): she's generous, giving I HATE THESE EXCLUSIVES WTF

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:53:46 PM): not really

xarielmichelle (9:53:48 PM): LOL

jstxanothrxstory (9:53:49 PM): They should ban Alone.

DefiantCake88 (9:53:52 PM): i really dont remember her speaking

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:53:56 PM): She's talked about as much as Kris has.

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:54:01 PM): She hasn't

jstxanothrxstory (9:54:02 PM): Because no one else's will be better than Allison's.

gracelessally (9:54:04 PM): lmfao @ matt yawning

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:54:10 PM): OH THEY HEARD US

youlackcolor (9:54:11 PM): oh matt

Waste x My Time (9:54:13 PM): finally they ask her a question

DefiantCake88 (9:54:15 PM): OMG THEY DID

Shawna Bobonah (9:54:16 PM): i lovescott dancing

xarielmichelle (9:54:16 PM): ikr?

xarielmichelle (9:54:23 PM): "THEY JUST DO IT"

Hyperndizzy3 (9:54:23 PM): lol ikr

kittykittyws (9:54:24 PM): they are listeninf

jstxanothrxstory (9:54:24 PM): LMAO Megan is batshit crazy.

DefiantCake88 (9:54:28 PM): i love her crazies

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:54:28 PM): all i know

kittykittyws (9:54:30 PM): can we have more kradam?

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:54:32 PM): is she's trying to steal my man

youlackcolor (9:54:32 PM): dnw megan, ngl.

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:54:37 PM): 6 mins left - I WANT KRADAM!

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:54:37 PM): now!

jstxanothrxstory (9:54:39 PM): I like her studio versions :/

xarielmichelle (9:54:41 PM): you know, scott talks a hella lot too

HoCkeYChiCk5739 (9:54:42 PM): LOL KRIS

kittykittyws (9:54:43 PM): YES

fauxkaren (9:54:44 PM): MORE KRIS

Waste x My Time (9:54:44 PM): LOL THE EXCLUSIVE

astirya (9:54:45 PM) has left the room.

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:54:45 PM): I like Megan a lot

gracelessally (9:54:45 PM): HEY, CAN WE GO BACK TO TALKING TO KRIS AND ADAM, PLZ

losttinbritain (9:54:46 PM): scott's smile lololol

fauxkaren (9:54:46 PM): it's # AM

Hyperndizzy3 (9:54:47 PM): kris is like wt

fauxkaren (9:54:48 PM): i need sleeeep

Shawna Bobonah (9:54:49 PM): scott loves to talk

Hyperndizzy3 (9:54:49 PM): wtf*

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:54:50 PM): she just doesn't have the range for the show

jstxanothrxstory (9:54:53 PM): CAN WE GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT ALLISON?

news for a week (9:54:56 PM): SHUT UP SARVER

xarielmichelle (9:54:57 PM): blahblahblah

xarielmichelle (9:54:59 PM): nobody wants you

Shawna Bobonah (9:55:02 PM): uck commerical

youlackcolor (9:55:02 PM): ADAM: I WAS NOT BORN FABULOUS! <--- THE EXCLUSIVE LIES

Waste x My Time (9:55:02 PM): go away Sarver

sophistafunk77 (9:55:04 PM): NO ONE CARES SARVER

kittykittyws (9:55:08 PM): LKL FTL

pinkybell (9:55:09 PM): i love adam's face whenever he's tlking

losttinbritain (9:55:10 PM): adam is looking into the camera with the death glare omg

pinkybell (9:55:10 PM): lol

sophistafunk77 (9:55:11 PM): YOU WERE THERE FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS

Waste x My Time (9:55:11 PM): me too

DefiantCake88 (9:55:12 PM): does anyone else think scott looks like a shark when he sings?

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:55:13 PM): This is full of fail!

jstxanothrxstory (9:55:13 PM): SARVERRRRRRRRRRRR

Waste x My Time (9:55:14 PM): he's like :| :| :| :|

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:55:20 PM): major fail!

xarielmichelle (9:55:20 PM): lmfao ily adam

news for a week (9:55:21 PM): EXCLUSIVE: ADAM AND KRIS WERE MORE THAN ROOMMATES

Shawna Bobonah (9:55:24 PM): scott is beautiful

sophistafunk77 (9:55:25 PM): lol

xarielmichelle (9:55:25 PM): LMFAO

Hyperndizzy3 (9:55:25 PM): LOL

HoCkeYChiCk5739 (9:55:26 PM): a shark? lolz

sophistafunk77 (9:55:31 PM): i want them to ask about the feud

DefiantCake88 (9:55:31 PM): i like how you guys all keep warning me before sarver talks

losttinbritain (9:55:31 PM): lol not an exclusive

Shawna Bobonah (9:55:32 PM): I'M A SCOTT

DefiantCake88 (9:55:33 PM): i like prep myself

Shawna Bobonah (9:55:35 PM): I'M A SCOTT

DefiantCake88 (9:55:35 PM): LMFAO

Shawna Bobonah (9:55:36 PM): SUCK MY DICK

jstxanothrxstory (9:55:39 PM): EXCLUSIVE: KRIS ALLEN LIKES THINGS THAT COME IN THREE AND FOUR.

HoCkeYChiCk5739 (9:55:40 PM): hahahaha

ONTD_ai LKL AIM Chat [Part 24]

2009-05-26T04:12:27Z

fauxkaren (9:50:51 PM): true

JTSunshine82 (9:50:55 PM): lol apparently ryan loves the group numbers too

pinkybell (9:50:58 PM): LMAO i never realized scott was on the piano on that

fauxkaren (9:50:58 PM): i am easily won over by Journey

sophistafunk77 (9:50:58 PM): lol

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:51:02 PM): amazing son!

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:51:03 PM): *song

xarielmichelle (9:51:03 PM): QOOOFOO

xarielmichelle (9:51:08 PM): typoing fail

DefiantCake88 (9:51:18 PM): wat

youlackcolor (9:51:18 PM): they are such qts except not sarver & gokey.

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:51:20 PM): ontd_ai

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:51:21 PM): yep

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:51:22 PM): haha. mention us! lol

Hyperndizzy3 (9:51:25 PM): gokey is around the table corner.. not invited again

DefiantCake88 (9:51:25 PM): US

xarielmichelle (9:51:26 PM): alli loks like she's skurred of danny

DefiantCake88 (9:51:28 PM): CMON

HoCkeYChiCk5739 (9:51:28 PM): michael?

jstxanothrxstory (9:51:29 PM): WTF ARE THESE EXCLUSIVES

Shawna Bobonah (9:51:29 PM): there are no sarver sites

HoCkeYChiCk5739 (9:51:32 PM): come on ryan

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:51:34 PM): ASK ADAM

sophistafunk77 (9:51:34 PM): lol

Hyperndizzy3 (9:51:35 PM): LOL

gracelessally (9:51:36 PM): stfu, sarver

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:51:36 PM): HE GOES ON THE INTERNET

JTSunshine82 (9:51:37 PM): lol

sophistafunk77 (9:51:39 PM): IKR THIS IS JUST FOR ADAM

xarielmichelle (9:51:40 PM): DNW MICHAEL

sophistafunk77 (9:51:40 PM): SERIOUSLY

HoCkeYChiCk5739 (9:51:43 PM): IT DIDNT EFFECT ME BC I WAS ONLY ON THE SHOW FOR LIKE 2 DAYS

kittykittyws (9:51:44 PM): SARVER STFU

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:51:46 PM): they need to ask Neil Lambert this question!

Shawna Bobonah (9:51:46 PM): Anoop lurks all around for sure

youlackcolor (9:51:48 PM): I JUST FLIPPED OFF MY TV NGL

sophistafunk77 (9:51:50 PM): i cant believe they havent even hinted at the pictures

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:51:51 PM): IA

Hyperndizzy3 (9:51:52 PM): lol chick

xarielmichelle (9:51:54 PM): LMAO

jstxanothrxstory (9:51:57 PM): Okay I know Michael's kinda a dick but he's adorable :|

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:52:01 PM): KRADAM Q!

youlackcolor (9:52:01 PM): no.

losttinbritain (9:52:01 PM): NEEDS TO ASK IF ADAM READS FANFIC ABOUT HIMSELF

sophistafunk77 (9:52:05 PM): lol

fauxkaren (9:52:06 PM): LOL

kittykittyws (9:52:06 PM): adam looks so pensive lol

xarielmichelle (9:52:08 PM): LOLOMFG

Waste x My Time (9:52:09 PM): HHAHAHA ADAM

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:52:10 PM): BETH

sophistafunk77 (9:52:10 PM): UM MY BROTHER POSTS ON SA

pinkybell (9:52:11 PM): adam is sooooo not interested in sarver

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:52:11 PM): AH

sophistafunk77 (9:52:11 PM): AND

news for a week (9:52:13 PM): ADAM READS ONTD

Waste x My Time (9:52:16 PM): I LOVE HIM AND HIS "pooof" thing

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:52:17 PM): BETH WAS ADAM'S BEST PERFORMANCE OF THE SEASON, JFC

DefiantCake88 (9:52:19 PM): say it

DefiantCake88 (9:52:20 PM): say it

Shawna Bobonah (9:52:21 PM): Adam reads a bunch of stuff i'm sure

jstxanothrxstory (9:52:22 PM): LMAO

DefiantCake88 (9:52:22 PM): say ontd

sophistafunk77 (9:52:22 PM): BETH!

sophistafunk77 (9:52:25 PM): BETH WAS SO GOOD

jstxanothrxstory (9:52:25 PM): Imagine if Danny went online

DefiantCake88 (9:52:25 PM): it wont hurt you

news for a week (9:52:26 PM): SERIOUSLY BETH WAS EPIC

xarielmichelle (9:52:29 PM): DIRTY

jstxanothrxstory (9:52:30 PM): "WHAT DOES GTFOKEY MEAN?"

Waste x My Time (9:52:30 PM): say ONTD

news for a week (9:52:32 PM): HE WOULD'VE WON IF HE SANG IT

Hyperndizzy3 (9:52:33 PM): ohhh adam<3

DefiantCake88 (9:52:34 PM): AHAHAHA

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:52:34 PM): Danny is scared to go online.

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:52:37 PM): he gets bashed everywhere.

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:52:39 PM): lol

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:52:39 PM): He should be

Hyperndizzy3 (9:52:41 PM): :[

losttinbritain (9:52:44 PM): EVERYONE LOVES ADAM

fauxkaren (9:52:46 PM): Adam needs to join us on ONTD

jstxanothrxstory (9:52:47 PM): SRSLY CAN WE GET OUR DANNY IDOLATRY VIDEO?

gracelessally (9:52:51 PM): LMFAO

DefiantCake88 (9:52:51 PM): danny doesnt seem to realize everyone hates him

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:52:51 PM): lol

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:52:53 PM): YES!

xarielmichelle (9:52:56 PM): LOLOLO

pinkybell (9:52:57 PM): on no, he would find it funny, and people would make *ringtones* of things

Hyperndizzy3 (9:52:58 PM): ryan TELLS him the answer

youlackcolor (9:52:58 PM): we shall never stop talking about adam.

xarielmichelle (9:52:58 PM): YES

Shawna Bobonah (9:52:59 PM): no boundaries

jstxanothrxstory (9:52:59 PM): I want Kristen and Kristen With Glasses to interview him.

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:52:59 PM): anything by Whitney Houston!

Hyperndizzy3 (9:52:59 PM): wtf

gracelessally (9:53:00 PM): AHAHAHAHA, ADAM

HoCkeYChiCk5739 (9:53:00 PM): no boundaris

pwnsgod (9:53:01 PM): GREAT QUESTIONS

JTSunshine82 (9:53:06 PM): no boundaries

sophistafunk77 (9:53:06 PM): lolllll

xarielmichelle (9:53:06 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

news for a week (9:53:09 PM): OMFG

losttinbritain (9:53:10 PM): cryin'

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:53:10 PM): HE IS VERY EMPHATIC

ONTD_ai LKL AIM Chat [Part 23]

2009-05-26T04:11:50Z

DefiantCake88 (9:47:49 PM): OF THE WORLD

jstxanothrxstory (9:47:49 PM): OKAY

fauxkaren (9:47:51 PM): LOL

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:47:55 PM): I loved them zooming to like, top 11 rejects on "no times for losers"

fauxkaren (9:47:56 PM): best moment ever

pinkybell (9:47:58 PM): HALF OF THIS IS STUFF WE'VE SEEN BEFORE

Waste x My Time (9:47:59 PM): i just want Kradam to start making out

sophistafunk77 (9:47:59 PM): hahahah

jstxanothrxstory (9:48:00 PM): LMMFAO

JTSunshine82 (9:48:01 PM): i love this performance so much... i bet they were pure giddy after that

fauxkaren (9:48:01 PM): they were watching each other so intensely

DefiantCake88 (9:48:08 PM): half? 90% we've seen before

kittykittyws (9:48:08 PM): since they are the champions...this next segment is just about them...right?

losttinbritain (9:48:11 PM): ikr ~i melted~

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:48:25 PM): Oh. I hope so.

Shawna Bobonah (9:48:28 PM): I like that Anoop has been given a good bit of time

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:48:32 PM): yeah, he has

Shawna Bobonah (9:48:33 PM): and sarver has had like no time

youlackcolor (9:48:35 PM): needs more kradam. still.

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:48:37 PM): or Megan

jstxanothrxstory (9:48:38 PM): So does anyone know if Kris wears boxers or briefs?

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:48:40 PM): and gokey still needs to stfu!

DefiantCake88 (9:48:41 PM): adam does

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:48:43 PM): Adam does

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:48:45 PM): haha

losttinbritain (9:48:45 PM): lol gokey had no time thankfully

fauxkaren (9:48:46 PM): lol

Shawna Bobonah (9:48:47 PM): hopefully boxers

sophistafunk77 (9:48:47 PM): rofl

kittykittyws (9:48:48 PM): not nearly enough kradam in my lkl

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:48:49 PM): i was waiting for that answer!

JTSunshine82 (9:48:50 PM): win lol

losttinbritain (9:48:50 PM): well, not a lot

jstxanothrxstory (9:48:51 PM): My friend has been asking me non-stop.

sophistafunk77 (9:48:53 PM): i would bet boxers

Hyperndizzy3 (9:48:54 PM): can we have kradam only hour =\ plz

jstxanothrxstory (9:48:54 PM): I was like IDFK

youlackcolor (9:48:54 PM): tighty whities.

sophistafunk77 (9:48:55 PM): ngl

DefiantCake88 (9:48:58 PM): lulz

Shawna Bobonah (9:49:00 PM): boxers are sexy

Shawna Bobonah (9:49:02 PM): :I

DefiantCake88 (9:49:03 PM): maybe he wears katys pink thong?

Waste x My Time (9:49:04 PM): ~thongs~

Waste x My Time (9:49:06 PM): HAH

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:49:07 PM): LMAO

sophistafunk77 (9:49:08 PM): lol

DefiantCake88 (9:49:08 PM): HAHAHA

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:49:09 PM): according to his target wedding regisrty he wears thongs

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:49:10 PM): lol

DefiantCake88 (9:49:11 PM): i keep doing that!

losttinbritain (9:49:12 PM): LOLOL

jstxanothrxstory (9:49:13 PM): LMMFAO

Shawna Bobonah (9:49:14 PM): boxer thongs

kittykittyws (9:49:15 PM): boxers that say "property of adam" on the back?!?!!?!

DefiantCake88 (9:49:20 PM): that sounds SO uncomfortable, ng

DefiantCake88 (9:49:21 PM): l

Waste x My Time (9:49:21 PM): i'm positive

losttinbritain (9:49:22 PM): LMAO

news for a week (9:49:23 PM): adam wears trunks

news for a week (9:49:25 PM):

DefiantCake88 (9:49:30 PM): adam totally goes commando

Shawna Bobonah (9:49:32 PM): boxer briefs

sophistafunk77 (9:49:32 PM): lmfao i just thought of the top you like whip cream on ihop pancakes

losttinbritain (9:49:33 PM): oh

Hyperndizzy3 (9:49:34 PM): adam goes commando

sophistafunk77 (9:49:35 PM): that will enver get old

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:49:36 PM): For Adam, Kris wears nothing.

xarielmichelle (9:49:40 PM): LMAO

Shawna Bobonah (9:49:41 PM): i avoid the void!

jstxanothrxstory (9:49:42 PM): I mean I know Adam and Matt wear boxer briefs and Anoop wears boxers.

Waste x My Time (9:49:43 PM): Adam can wear whatever he wants and it's sexy

Hyperndizzy3 (9:49:45 PM): faster kradam action between songs

jstxanothrxstory (9:49:46 PM): ...OMG I'M A CREEPER

kittykittyws (9:49:46 PM): loves it

youlackcolor (9:49:47 PM): ON THE ROOF. SEEKING PROOF.

sophistafunk77 (9:49:50 PM): lol

Waste x My Time (9:49:50 PM): HAHAHA

Shawna Bobonah (9:49:52 PM): Anoop better wear boxers

xarielmichelle (9:49:53 PM): LMFAO

losttinbritain (9:49:55 PM): horny recovery~

Shawna Bobonah (9:49:58 PM): i'd be all over him

kittykittyws (9:49:59 PM): omg

sophistafunk77 (9:50:02 PM): COCONUT GHOSTS

youlackcolor (9:50:04 PM): coconut ghosts ~*

Hyperndizzy3 (9:50:05 PM): adam DOES NOT avoid kris' void. amirite?

jstxanothrxstory (9:50:06 PM): Speaking of Matt, are any of you on his Facebook flist?

pinkybell (9:50:08 PM): lmaooo

kittykittyws (9:50:08 PM): loling irl again

Shawna Bobonah (9:50:09 PM): not that i wouldn 't if he was in tighty whites

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:50:10 PM): Nope.

Waste x My Time (9:50:11 PM): no

jstxanothrxstory (9:50:11 PM): IT IS SO EFFING GAY

Waste x My Time (9:50:14 PM): OMG DSB

jstxanothrxstory (9:50:16 PM): OMG DON'T STOP BELIEVING

news for a week (9:50:19 PM): SHADOWS SEARCHING IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Waste x My Time (9:50:20 PM): THE REASON I LOVED THIS SEASON HAHAHA

xarielmichelle (9:50:20 PM): DSB

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:50:20 PM): DSB

DefiantCake88 (9:50:21 PM): how is larry gonna pronounce "nicole"

losttinbritain (9:50:24 PM): i love this one

sophistafunk77 (9:50:24 PM): that was the best group sing ever

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:50:24 PM): lol

DefiantCake88 (9:50:25 PM): this was INCREDIBLE

DefiantCake88 (9:50:27 PM): from the beginning

DefiantCake88 (9:50:30 PM): loved it

youlackcolor (9:50:33 PM): scott.

fauxkaren (9:50:47 PM): LOL

jstxanothrxstory (9:50:48 PM): GLEE DID IT BETTER THOUGH

gracelessally (9:50:50 PM): KRALLISON DUET = WIN

ONTD_ai LKL AIM Chat [Part 22]

2009-05-26T04:09:51Z

losttinbritain (9:45:22 PM): EW STOP GOKEY

Hyperndizzy3 (9:45:23 PM): ew danny is plotting

news for a week (9:45:24 PM): kara probably fucked matt

news for a week (9:45:26 PM): not kidding

DefiantCake88 (9:45:29 PM): kara wished

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:45:30 PM): right?

Waste x My Time (9:45:30 PM): omg lmao

DefiantCake88 (9:45:31 PM): wishes*

losttinbritain (9:45:32 PM): staring at her chest rn

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:45:34 PM): wouldn't surprise me.

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:45:35 PM): she was ALL OVER HI

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:45:35 PM): M

Hyperndizzy3 (9:45:37 PM): EWWWWWWWWWWW

DefiantCake88 (9:45:39 PM): DANNY EYES UP HERE

youlackcolor (9:45:39 PM): omfg gokey.

sophistafunk77 (9:45:42 PM): EW

sophistafunk77 (9:45:43 PM): DANNY

sophistafunk77 (9:45:45 PM): MOLESTER

youlackcolor (9:45:45 PM): STOP STARING

kittykittyws (9:45:45 PM): danny keep your eyes off alli

Hyperndizzy3 (9:45:46 PM): hes staring at her chest

xarielmichelle (9:45:47 PM): POOR NOOP ♥

kittykittyws (9:45:56 PM): perv

kittykittyws (9:45:57 PM): damn

news for a week (9:45:57 PM): CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN

xarielmichelle (9:45:57 PM): ADAM

jstxanothrxstory (9:46:02 PM): YOU CAN GO HIGHER

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:46:02 PM): AW ADAM

jstxanothrxstory (9:46:05 PM): YOU CAN GO DEEPER

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:46:05 PM): Aw Adam

Waste x My Time (9:46:05 PM): HE'S SO NICE<3

youlackcolor (9:46:06 PM): ADAM BB ILYSFM

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:46:07 PM): You are too awesome.

jstxanothrxstory (9:46:08 PM): THERE ARE NO BOUNDARIES

DefiantCake88 (9:46:12 PM): THERE ARE NO BOUNDARIES ABOVE OR BENEATH YOU

JTSunshine82 (9:46:12 PM): lol

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:46:13 PM): oh my God way to win my heart

losttinbritain (9:46:16 PM): i want adam and kris to do a duet of miley cyrus' "the climb"

xarielmichelle (9:46:17 PM): ADAM BB YOU'RE TOO NICE

gracelessally (9:46:18 PM): LMFAO BECAUSE SHE WAS A FUCKING IDIOT, ADAM :|

news for a week (9:46:19 PM): KRIS WAS HALF A VIRGIN WHEN HE MET U

sophistafunk77 (9:46:21 PM): lol

Waste x My Time (9:46:22 PM): LMAO

Hyperndizzy3 (9:46:23 PM): Exclusive: Matt - I have a wart on my forehead.

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:46:27 PM): LMAO

Shawna Bobonah (9:46:28 PM): ROFL

DefiantCake88 (9:46:29 PM): LMFAO

sophistafunk77 (9:46:29 PM): lfmao

jstxanothrxstory (9:46:29 PM): KARA > THE OTHER THREE.

kittykittyws (9:46:30 PM): LMAO

jstxanothrxstory (9:46:30 PM): Just saying.

youlackcolor (9:46:31 PM): can he please be a bitch for like two seconds so i am convinced he isnt perfection PLEASE D:

gracelessally (9:46:32 PM): ~EARLY AEROSMITH~

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:46:35 PM): NO

PrairieChica (9:46:35 PM): lol, Ryan playing devil's advocate against that

xarielmichelle (9:46:37 PM): LMAO

jstxanothrxstory (9:46:39 PM): She's just a freaking idiot.

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:46:47 PM): ~Christina

news for a week (9:46:51 PM): EXCLUSIVE: SCOTT -- I HAVE A VISION PROBLEM

Hyperndizzy3 (9:46:55 PM): LOL

xarielmichelle (9:46:55 PM): LMFAO

youlackcolor (9:46:56 PM): lmfao

kittykittyws (9:46:56 PM): omg

losttinbritain (9:46:57 PM): wtf

boogietrain07 (9:46:59 PM): lmao

Hyperndizzy3 (9:47:01 PM): im dying

jstxanothrxstory (9:47:04 PM): LOL HOW IS THAT NEW

Hyperndizzy3 (9:47:06 PM): im crying srsly

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:47:06 PM): Exclusive: Danny- My wife is dead

DefiantCake88 (9:47:07 PM): uggh did anyone else see the bikini girl interview where she was like "oh kara was just looking for attention"

xarielmichelle (9:47:10 PM): KRADAM BORED!FACE FTW

sophistafunk77 (9:47:10 PM): lol

jstxanothrxstory (9:47:11 PM): Yeah.

youlackcolor (9:47:12 PM): LMFAO YOU WIN

Shawna Bobonah (9:47:13 PM): EXCLUSIVE: ANOOP -- I HAVE THICK EYEBROWS

pinkybell (9:47:14 PM): my wife is deaaaaad

DefiantCake88 (9:47:15 PM): i actually was annoyed for kara

DefiantCake88 (9:47:16 PM): LMFAO

Hyperndizzy3 (9:47:17 PM): LOL

Waste x My Time (9:47:21 PM): LOL

Waste x My Time (9:47:22 PM): WTF

kittykittyws (9:47:24 PM): omfg

Hyperndizzy3 (9:47:25 PM): tears there are tears

jstxanothrxstory (9:47:25 PM): EXCLUSIVE: DANNY GOKEY IS ATHEIST.

xarielmichelle (9:47:25 PM): FfFfFfF

Waste x My Time (9:47:27 PM): LOL ANOOP I LOVE YOU DEARLTY

losttinbritain (9:47:27 PM): WHAT TE HELL

xarielmichelle (9:47:27 PM): OMFG

pwnsgod (9:47:29 PM): ANOOP

DefiantCake88 (9:47:32 PM): see THATS an exclusive

xarielmichelle (9:47:32 PM): LOL OMFG

DefiantCake88 (9:47:34 PM): QUEEN

DefiantCake88 (9:47:35 PM): wait

Shawna Bobonah (9:47:36 PM): SHE WENT TO DUKE, ILU ANOOP

DefiantCake88 (9:47:36 PM): commercial?

sophistafunk77 (9:47:36 PM): lol anoop

DefiantCake88 (9:47:38 PM): seriously??

kittykittyws (9:47:39 PM): NO TIME FOR LOSERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

jstxanothrxstory (9:47:40 PM): ALEXIS

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:47:40 PM): OF THE WORLDDDDDDDDD!

xarielmichelle (9:47:40 PM): QUEEN

jstxanothrxstory (9:47:44 PM): DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF CLOTHES.

news for a week (9:47:45 PM): EXCLUSIVE: MEGAN -- I CAN'T DANCE

xarielmichelle (9:47:46 PM): KRADAM

jstxanothrxstory (9:47:48 PM): YOU ARE NOT DIRTY DIANA.

Shawna Bobonah (9:47:49 PM): How can peope hate Anoop.

losttinbritain (9:47:49 PM): KRADAM STARE <3

ONTD_ai LKL AIM Chat [Part 21]

2009-05-26T04:09:04Z

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:42:27 PM): and Anoop I bet

kittykittyws (9:42:32 PM): LMAO

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:42:33 PM): okay. lets take the last few mins and just let Kris and Adam make out? yes?

DefiantCake88 (9:42:36 PM): and megan, too

sophistafunk77 (9:42:37 PM): lol

DefiantCake88 (9:42:37 PM): why not?

Waste x My Time (9:42:39 PM): YES PLEASE

kittykittyws (9:42:39 PM): YES PLEASE

DefiantCake88 (9:42:42 PM): she and alli used to dance together

kittykittyws (9:42:43 PM): haha

DefiantCake88 (9:42:43 PM): YES

xarielmichelle (9:42:43 PM): YES PLEASE.

news for a week (9:42:46 PM): allison is going to get a people mag cover in 10 years ~how i was raped on american idol~

jstxanothrxstory (9:42:47 PM): THEY CAN CAW AWAY

jstxanothrxstory (9:42:50 PM): CAW CAW

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:42:53 PM): that would boost the ratings!

fauxkaren (9:42:53 PM): LOL

xarielmichelle (9:42:56 PM): LMFAO

losttinbritain (9:42:57 PM): lol

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:42:58 PM): HAHHA!

Shawna Bobonah (9:42:58 PM): CAW

DefiantCake88 (9:43:03 PM): CAW CAW

Waste x My Time (9:43:03 PM): Megan can caw a Danny

jstxanothrxstory (9:43:05 PM): ROBINS DON'T CAW, MEGAN.

Shawna Bobonah (9:43:08 PM): someone keep danny away from her

losttinbritain (9:43:20 PM): poor megan

DefiantCake88 (9:43:21 PM): gah shes so pretty

jstxanothrxstory (9:43:22 PM): Did you see the tour photo where Danny's hand is all up on Allison's thigh?

DefiantCake88 (9:43:23 PM): its ridic

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:43:25 PM): YES

DefiantCake88 (9:43:27 PM): WAHT

sophistafunk77 (9:43:28 PM): omg y i did

jstxanothrxstory (9:43:28 PM): I was like :x GTFO

Waste x My Time (9:43:29 PM): YES

gracelessally (9:43:29 PM): UGH

DefiantCake88 (9:43:30 PM): NO DNW

news for a week (9:43:30 PM): HERE'S A TWEET

xarielmichelle (9:43:30 PM): LMFAO YES FEAR

Waste x My Time (9:43:32 PM): dnw dnw dnw

news for a week (9:43:34 PM): ADAM AND KRIS GET TWITTER

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:43:36 PM): YES

xarielmichelle (9:43:37 PM): DNW

Shawna Bobonah (9:43:39 PM): they are like ignoring kris

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:43:40 PM): I hate that photo.

kittykittyws (9:43:40 PM): only want to hear from adam and kris

kittykittyws (9:43:41 PM): omg

xarielmichelle (9:43:43 PM): YES TWITTER FOR KRADAM

JTSunshine82 (9:43:44 PM): ok lil we're out of time on this question

losttinbritain (9:43:46 PM): THEY'D SEND ~LOVE TWEETS

DefiantCake88 (9:43:47 PM): who. cares. about. lil rounds

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:43:49 PM): hahah.

gracelessally (9:43:49 PM): yes. let's show kara trashing kris, AGAIN

jstxanothrxstory (9:43:49 PM): CAN WE ASK LIL ROUNDS WHY SHE THOUGHT I SURRENDER WAS A GOOD IDEA?

fauxkaren (9:43:53 PM): LOL

xarielmichelle (9:43:54 PM): LMFAO

jstxanothrxstory (9:43:54 PM): HEY I LIKE LIL ROUNDS.

news for a week (9:43:55 PM): i can picture it now

HoCkeYChiCk5739 (9:43:56 PM): kradam need their own reality and/or talk show

losttinbritain (9:43:56 PM): LIKE DEMI AND MILEY DO

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:43:57 PM): a simple yes or no would be fine Lil!

jstxanothrxstory (9:43:57 PM): THE ROSE WAS AMAZING.

pwnsgod (9:43:58 PM): WHY ARE WE TALKING TO PEOPLE I DON'T CARE ABOUT

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:43:58 PM): KRIS!

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:43:59 PM): finally

Waste x My Time (9:44:00 PM): Kris looks bored

DefiantCake88 (9:44:01 PM): lol sorry

pwnsgod (9:44:02 PM): FINALLY

jstxanothrxstory (9:44:03 PM): only not really

xarielmichelle (9:44:06 PM): KRIS

youlackcolor (9:44:06 PM): KRIS

gracelessally (9:44:07 PM): AHAHAHA

kittykittyws (9:44:07 PM): KRADAM REALITY SHOW FTW

DefiantCake88 (9:44:08 PM): kris looks so out of it

gracelessally (9:44:09 PM): KRIS

jstxanothrxstory (9:44:10 PM): MMMMMMMMMMMM KRIS

gracelessally (9:44:10 PM): YES

kittykittyws (9:44:11 PM): LMAO

JTSunshine82 (9:44:13 PM): oh slam kris hehe

Waste x My Time (9:44:14 PM): Kradam and their families

news for a week (9:44:15 PM): @adamlambert i dug your ~big batheroom~

JTSunshine82 (9:44:15 PM): nice

youlackcolor (9:44:16 PM): POOR BB

DefiantCake88 (9:44:19 PM): they ALWAYS talked during his performances/critiques

youlackcolor (9:44:21 PM): looks so tired.

DefiantCake88 (9:44:22 PM): like more than everyone else

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:44:22 PM): @krislovesadam

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:44:25 PM): lol

fauxkaren (9:44:25 PM): LOL. Kris, you're so right

sophistafunk77 (9:44:27 PM): lol

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:44:30 PM): HAHA PROBABLY NOT YOU

fauxkaren (9:44:34 PM): they don't pay attention. they're childish

sophistafunk77 (9:44:39 PM): o snap

Shawna Bobonah (9:44:39 PM): IS ADAM GAY

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:44:41 PM): NO

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:44:44 PM): HE IS MY HUSBAND

losttinbritain (9:44:46 PM): "adam: i was not born fabulous!" LIES

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:44:50 PM): RIGHT

xarielmichelle (9:44:51 PM): LMAO ILY ADAM

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:44:57 PM): Kara had friction with someone? really?

DefiantCake88 (9:45:02 PM): "EXCUSE ME?"

xarielmichelle (9:45:02 PM): DANNY

Hyperndizzy3 (9:45:03 PM): ugh. we need to remove EVERYONE but kradam, uncluding ryan

xarielmichelle (9:45:03 PM): DNW

sophistafunk77 (9:45:05 PM): SHE WANTED FRICTION

sophistafunk77 (9:45:07 PM): WITH MATT

fauxkaren (9:45:07 PM): the judges in general did not like Anoop

xarielmichelle (9:45:08 PM): NO LOOKING AT ALLISON

pinkybell (9:45:14 PM): NOBODY CARES

youlackcolor (9:45:14 PM): danny and allison.

youlackcolor (9:45:16 PM): AWKWARD

xarielmichelle (9:45:16 PM): LMFAO

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:45:16 PM): they liked him at first

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:45:18 PM): for top 13

DefiantCake88 (9:45:18 PM): can we zoom in so we dont have to see danny

Shawna Bobonah (9:45:18 PM): judges hated anoop

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:45:19 PM): she really wanted Matt.

DefiantCake88 (9:45:19 PM): oh good

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:45:22 PM): like on the table now

DefiantCake88 (9:45:22 PM): thanks cnn

ONTD_ai LKL AIM Chat [Part 20]

2009-05-26T04:08:09Z

DefiantCake88 (9:40:08 PM): ****chris hansen gif***

news for a week (9:40:08 PM): DREAM ON

youlackcolor (9:40:08 PM): NONONONOONONONONONOO

jstxanothrxstory (9:40:09 PM): VOM

Waste x My Time (9:40:09 PM): IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT EPISODE WHERE MICHAEL AND MAEBY SING AFTERNOON DELIGHT

news for a week (9:40:10 PM): SCREAM ONNNNNNNNN

fauxkaren (9:40:13 PM): ALLISON, YOU ARE HEADING DOWN A SCARY ROAD

sophistafunk77 (9:40:14 PM): LOL

jstxanothrxstory (9:40:14 PM): VOM

kittykittyws (9:40:15 PM): OMG HAHAHA

JTSunshine82 (9:40:15 PM): we get it you have soul.

Hyperndizzy3 (9:40:16 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

xarielmichelle (9:40:16 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:40:16 PM): lol

fauxkaren (9:40:17 PM): WHAT THE FUCK

DefiantCake88 (9:40:18 PM): YES ALLISON

gracelessally (9:40:19 PM): SOUL SOUL SOUL I WONDER HOW MANY TIMES I CAN SAY SOUL IN THE SAME SENTENCE

DefiantCake88 (9:40:19 PM): I LOVE YOU

jstxanothrxstory (9:40:19 PM): VOM

pinkybell (9:40:21 PM): AUGH STOP THIS

Hyperndizzy3 (9:40:22 PM): WTF

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:40:24 PM): YES!

jstxanothrxstory (9:40:25 PM): VOM

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:40:28 PM): hahahaha

jstxanothrxstory (9:40:30 PM): VOM

kittykittyws (9:40:31 PM): lols

xarielmichelle (9:40:32 PM): boring q

DefiantCake88 (9:40:32 PM): YES A WAY BETTER VOICE THAN DANNY GOKEY

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:40:33 PM): OH SNAP

news for a week (9:40:33 PM): lmfao

xarielmichelle (9:40:35 PM): LOL

jstxanothrxstory (9:40:36 PM): VOM

DefiantCake88 (9:40:38 PM): ahahahahaha i love you adam

sophistafunk77 (9:40:38 PM): O DID ADAM JUST SAY IM A FAN

news for a week (9:40:39 PM): NO WE DO IT FOR ~FREE~

Shawna Bobonah (9:40:39 PM): LOL

jstxanothrxstory (9:40:41 PM): VOM

fauxkaren (9:40:42 PM): let's go back to the happiness and rainbows of Kris

Waste x My Time (9:40:42 PM): HAHAHHAHA

news for a week (9:40:44 PM) has left the room.

pinkybell (9:40:45 PM): lol allison's laugh

jstxanothrxstory (9:40:46 PM): VOM

xarielmichelle (9:40:48 PM): LOL

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:40:48 PM): oh Adam. you are cute.

losttinbritain (9:40:49 PM): wait, what does he do for free?

jstxanothrxstory (9:40:52 PM): VOM

youlackcolor (9:40:55 PM): I MISSED THAT

youlackcolor (9:40:56 PM): NEED RECAP

JTSunshine82 (9:40:57 PM): ask kris

jstxanothrxstory (9:40:57 PM): VOMV

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:40:58 PM): lmao

Waste x My Time (9:41:02 PM): HAHA

fauxkaren (9:41:02 PM): doesn't ryan know that it's rude to talk about money

jstxanothrxstory (9:41:03 PM): VOM

losttinbritain (9:41:03 PM): lolol

Shawna Bobonah (9:41:06 PM): He does most things for free

fauxkaren (9:41:07 PM): how RUDE

fauxkaren (9:41:08 PM): lol

jstxanothrxstory (9:41:08 PM): VOM

fauxkaren (9:41:12 PM): hahaha

jstxanothrxstory (9:41:14 PM): VOM

sophistafunk77 (9:41:14 PM): lol

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:41:15 PM): everyone is waiting on KRADAM

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:41:16 PM): haha

DefiantCake88 (9:41:16 PM): whatever, at least its not a commerical

xarielmichelle (9:41:17 PM): DANNY IS GRAVITATING TO ALLISON

xarielmichelle (9:41:19 PM): POOR GIRL

jstxanothrxstory (9:41:19 PM): VOM

DefiantCake88 (9:41:20 PM): commercial*

Shawna Bobonah (9:41:23 PM): ANOOP

jstxanothrxstory (9:41:24 PM): ALLISON ARE YOU OKAY

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:41:27 PM): NO

jstxanothrxstory (9:41:30 PM): ALLISON.

news for a week (9:41:33 PM) has entered the room.

kittykittyws (9:41:34 PM): SAVE ALLI

Hyperndizzy3 (9:41:35 PM): ryan. why do u fail so hard?

jstxanothrxstory (9:41:35 PM): ADAM AND KRIS.

Waste x My Time (9:41:36 PM): Adam save Allison

jstxanothrxstory (9:41:41 PM): Kris

pwnsgod (9:41:41 PM) has left the room.

Shawna Bobonah (9:41:45 PM): Anoop you can experiment with me

news for a week (9:41:46 PM): what just happened to me

JTSunshine82 (9:41:47 PM): can we limit answers from anyone but Kradam to "y/n"?

jstxanothrxstory (9:41:47 PM):

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:41:47 PM): I AM GOING TO HUG HER AT TOUR AND BE LIKE D: SRY BB

xarielmichelle (9:41:48 PM): LOL

news for a week (9:41:49 PM): i am so sad

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:41:50 PM): Gosh - Anoop is so adorable.

jstxanothrxstory (9:41:52 PM): It needs to shut up.

Hyperndizzy3 (9:41:56 PM): LOL jt ia

gracelessally (9:41:57 PM): i love it when anoop says "y'all"

jstxanothrxstory (9:41:57 PM): KRADAM NEEDS TO SAVE ALLISON.

losttinbritain (9:41:58 PM): UGHHH

kittykittyws (9:41:59 PM): dont call him out ryan lol

Waste x My Time (9:42:03 PM): GFKJDSHFUDSAKJ

Hyperndizzy3 (9:42:03 PM): -_-

HoCkeYChiCk5739 (9:42:04 PM): hate ryan

losttinbritain (9:42:04 PM): fuck this show

Waste x My Time (9:42:05 PM): SHUT UP

xarielmichelle (9:42:06 PM): GOD

kittykittyws (9:42:07 PM): this show sucks

DefiantCake88 (9:42:08 PM): oooof course

Shawna Bobonah (9:42:09 PM): Yes he is all articulate and then says y'all

Waste x My Time (9:42:10 PM): WITH THE DAMN COMMERCIALS

jstxanothrxstory (9:42:10 PM): During the commercial, Adam and Kris glare at Danny.

sophistafunk77 (9:42:14 PM): lol

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:42:16 PM): and hug Allison

xarielmichelle (9:42:16 PM): lmfao

losttinbritain (9:42:17 PM): lmao

pinkybell (9:42:18 PM): and makeout

Shawna Bobonah (9:42:19 PM): Everyone glares at Danny

Waste x My Time (9:42:21 PM): Matt too since he's ~protective~ of Allison

pwnsgod (9:42:22 PM) has entered the room.

jstxanothrxstory (9:42:23 PM): And Megan sings in Danny's air.

sophistafunk77 (9:42:24 PM): i think during the commercial adam and kris like sleep on the table

sophistafunk77 (9:42:25 PM): ngl

jstxanothrxstory (9:42:25 PM): **ear

Waste x My Time (9:42:26 PM): it's the big brother stare down

ONTD_ai LKL AIM Chat [Part 19]

2009-05-26T04:07:32Z

kittykittyws (9:38:03 PM): the ones we care about? involve the ones only kradam can answer

jstxanothrxstory (9:38:06 PM): LOL at whatnottosing.com, Danny has a lower approval rating than Jorge.

xarielmichelle (9:38:07 PM): srsly.

jstxanothrxstory (9:38:09 PM): BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

xarielmichelle (9:38:12 PM): LOLOLOL

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:38:12 PM): hahahahahaha

news for a week (9:38:13 PM): i might have to buy merch at the tour this year

DefiantCake88 (9:38:13 PM): AHAHAHAHAHA

Waste x My Time (9:38:14 PM): LMFAO

sophistafunk77 (9:38:14 PM): lol

losttinbritain (9:38:15 PM): lmao omg

news for a week (9:38:16 PM): omg kradam

DefiantCake88 (9:38:22 PM): AHHH GOKEY FACE

jstxanothrxstory (9:38:23 PM): Wait, Kris is fourth?

DefiantCake88 (9:38:23 PM): DNW

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:38:23 PM): gah. this is old.

pwnsgod (9:38:28 PM): NO MORE GROUP SINGIG

jstxanothrxstory (9:38:28 PM): I thought he was third.

DefiantCake88 (9:38:31 PM): wow, nice hair matt

losttinbritain (9:38:47 PM): i hate group songs

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:38:50 PM): megan is almost on Ryan's lap because she is scared of Danny.

xarielmichelle (9:38:51 PM): COOKIE

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:38:55 PM): right?

Shawna Bobonah (9:38:55 PM): "pack underwear and socks" lol

jstxanothrxstory (9:38:55 PM): CAN WE GET A SLOW RIDE AND SHAKE UR BODY DOWN TO THE GROUND REPRISAL

xarielmichelle (9:38:56 PM): LOLFOREVER.

gracelessally (9:38:57 PM): lmfao underwear and socks

Shawna Bobonah (9:38:58 PM): i love you anoop

fauxkaren (9:39:00 PM): LOL

Hyperndizzy3 (9:39:02 PM): i want more retarded 'exclusive' headlines

fauxkaren (9:39:02 PM): ANOOP

kittykittyws (9:39:05 PM): OMG ALLI AND DANNY WTF

jstxanothrxstory (9:39:05 PM): MMMM COOKIE <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

fauxkaren (9:39:09 PM): best advice ever

sophistafunk77 (9:39:12 PM): lol

kittykittyws (9:39:13 PM): leave her alone gokey

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:39:20 PM): lol

jstxanothrxstory (9:39:22 PM): LOL is Allison gradually getting further from Danny or is it just me

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:39:24 PM): God I'm so thrilled for tour

DefiantCake88 (9:39:27 PM): ryan. you know how the tour works. stop asking stupid questions.

Waste x My Time (9:39:29 PM): no it's not just you

losttinbritain (9:39:31 PM): ryan is not funny at all

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:39:32 PM): HAHAH!

Shawna Bobonah (9:39:32 PM): UCK

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:39:35 PM): WTF?

pwnsgod (9:39:35 PM): WAIT

gracelessally (9:39:36 PM): ew

Waste x My Time (9:39:36 PM): FEAR

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:39:36 PM): AH

kittykittyws (9:39:37 PM): OMG

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:39:37 PM): NO

pwnsgod (9:39:37 PM): WAIT

pwnsgod (9:39:38 PM): NO

kittykittyws (9:39:38 PM): NO WAY

youlackcolor (9:39:38 PM): gtfo ryan

Hyperndizzy3 (9:39:39 PM): ahhh

Shawna Bobonah (9:39:39 PM): OMG

pwnsgod (9:39:40 PM): NO

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:39:40 PM): thats a crazy question

xarielmichelle (9:39:40 PM): LOL NOOO

pwnsgod (9:39:41 PM): NONON

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:39:41 PM): "I WOULDN'T MIND"

kittykittyws (9:39:41 PM): no

DefiantCake88 (9:39:41 PM): NO

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:39:42 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOO1

xarielmichelle (9:39:42 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:39:42 PM): OMG

DefiantCake88 (9:39:42 PM): NO

pwnsgod (9:39:43 PM): NON

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:39:43 PM): AH

news for a week (9:39:43 PM): WHAT

losttinbritain (9:39:43 PM): LOLLL

pwnsgod (9:39:43 PM): NONO

gracelessally (9:39:44 PM): stfu, danny

jstxanothrxstory (9:39:45 PM): VOM

xarielmichelle (9:39:45 PM): YES YOU WOULD

sophistafunk77 (9:39:45 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

news for a week (9:39:45 PM): ALLISON NO

Waste x My Time (9:39:45 PM): AHHHHHHH

losttinbritain (9:39:45 PM): NOOOO

jstxanothrxstory (9:39:46 PM): VOM

kittykittyws (9:39:46 PM): DO NOT WANT

jstxanothrxstory (9:39:46 PM): VOM

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:39:47 PM): ALLISON NO!

jstxanothrxstory (9:39:47 PM): VOM

xarielmichelle (9:39:47 PM): SHE SO LIED

news for a week (9:39:47 PM): DONT DO IT

jstxanothrxstory (9:39:48 PM): VOM

boogietrain07 (9:39:48 PM): NO

DefiantCake88 (9:39:48 PM): NONONONONONNOONONONONO

fauxkaren (9:39:48 PM): LOL

sophistafunk77 (9:39:48 PM): NOOOOOO

Waste x My Time (9:39:49 PM): NO I WANT ADISON

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:39:50 PM): LMAO AT HOW FAST THIS IS GOING

fauxkaren (9:39:51 PM): WHO ASKED THAT

xarielmichelle (9:39:51 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:39:51 PM): She just said that to be nice.

fauxkaren (9:39:52 PM): PEDO

sophistafunk77 (9:39:52 PM): ONLY ADAM AND ALLISON

jstxanothrxstory (9:39:53 PM): VOM

xarielmichelle (9:39:53 PM): NO

pinkybell (9:39:53 PM): AUGH NO

Hyperndizzy3 (9:39:53 PM): DUET =/= underage groping

xarielmichelle (9:39:54 PM): LMFAO

Waste x My Time (9:39:54 PM): OMG YOU GUYS

xarielmichelle (9:39:55 PM): OMFG

jstxanothrxstory (9:39:58 PM): VOM

HoCkeYChiCk5739 (9:40:00 PM): what just happened.

sophistafunk77 (9:40:00 PM): LMFAO

fauxkaren (9:40:01 PM): LOL

news for a week (9:40:02 PM): STOP TOUCHING HIM

jstxanothrxstory (9:40:03 PM): VOM

fauxkaren (9:40:05 PM): WHAAAAAAAAT?

fauxkaren (9:40:06 PM): OMG

youlackcolor (9:40:06 PM): OMG NO DANNY AND ALLISON DUET.

HoCkeYChiCk5739 (9:40:06 PM): okay she is flirting

xarielmichelle (9:40:06 PM): LMFAO

news for a week (9:40:06 PM): ASJDKGHLDFKJHG

youlackcolor (9:40:06 PM): NO

losttinbritain (9:40:07 PM): UGH EW STOP LOOKING AT HER

ONTD_ai LKL AIM Chat [Part 18]

2009-05-26T04:07:02Z

youlackcolor (9:34:47 PM): im still laughing about the fabulous question.

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:34:48 PM): omg! She'll be like Jordin.

youlackcolor (9:34:49 PM): ngl

kittykittyws (9:34:50 PM): aw alli

jstxanothrxstory (9:34:57 PM): ALLISON PLEASE DATE ME <3

sophistafunk77 (9:35:00 PM): lol

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:35:00 PM): haha.

Waste x My Time (9:35:01 PM): she'll be fine until late August, right?

Shawna Bobonah (9:35:04 PM): Jordin can't touch the fierceness of Allison

kittykittyws (9:35:06 PM): danny stop staring at her

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:35:07 PM): lol

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:35:10 PM): HAHA ANOOP

Waste x My Time (9:35:10 PM): i mean she's not doing school work in July

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:35:10 PM): AW

jstxanothrxstory (9:35:12 PM): Why does Allison have to get up at 7 on tour?

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:35:12 PM): danny is raping her with his eyes

sophistafunk77 (9:35:13 PM): danny you disgust me

pwnsgod (9:35:13 PM): Annnnnnnnnnnnnooooop

jstxanothrxstory (9:35:15 PM): It's during summer.

Shawna Bobonah (9:35:15 PM): Dann wants her so bad

xarielmichelle (9:35:17 PM): LMFAO

Hyperndizzy3 (9:35:18 PM): LOL

pinkybell (9:35:19 PM): lol anoop

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:35:23 PM): OMG DANNY

fauxkaren (9:35:25 PM): she has to get up early to do school work

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:35:25 PM): HE IS CREEPING

xarielmichelle (9:35:29 PM): LOL WAS THAT MATT OR ADAM

losttinbritain (9:35:30 PM): allison is so qt omg

DefiantCake88 (9:35:32 PM): aww poor alli

jstxanothrxstory (9:35:32 PM): Danny is creeping on Allison :-x

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:35:34 PM): we only have 25 mins left!

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:35:35 PM): D:

gracelessally (9:35:37 PM): :[

Waste x My Time (9:35:38 PM): OMFG DTM COMMERCIALS

jstxanothrxstory (9:35:40 PM): DANNY

pwnsgod (9:35:45 PM): Can we PLEASE get rid of the Top 10

Hyperndizzy3 (9:35:46 PM): how can this even be called lkl lol

jstxanothrxstory (9:35:46 PM): BACK OFF THE CRIMSON HEAD

pwnsgod (9:35:46 PM): Okay,

losttinbritain (9:35:48 PM): this fails so far, except for the fabulous q

Shawna Bobonah (9:35:48 PM): You can see the gears in his head going "one more year"

pwnsgod (9:35:48 PM): Enough

fauxkaren (9:35:49 PM): NEED MOAR KRIS

pwnsgod (9:35:51 PM): Kradam time

pwnsgod (9:35:53 PM): YES

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:35:54 PM): omg you can

news for a week (9:35:55 PM): so adam, dttl or dttr?

jstxanothrxstory (9:35:56 PM): OR I WILL BACK YOU OFF

pwnsgod (9:35:56 PM): NEEDS MORE KRIS

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:35:57 PM): yes we do.

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:35:59 PM): more kris.

jstxanothrxstory (9:36:00 PM): WITH KRADAM GAYNESS

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:36:00 PM): he is my b

DefiantCake88 (9:36:02 PM): can the last 20 mins just be kris/adam plz??

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:36:02 PM): *bb

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:36:06 PM): I hope so.

losttinbritain (9:36:09 PM): please!

pwnsgod (9:36:11 PM): *PRAYS8

Waste x My Time (9:36:11 PM): i want a Kradam question

kittykittyws (9:36:12 PM): yes oplease

fauxkaren (9:36:14 PM): Adam got that awesome fabulous question. kris needs a good question now

jstxanothrxstory (9:36:17 PM): Wasn't the first show all Kradam?

kittykittyws (9:36:17 PM): all kradam all the time

pwnsgod (9:36:18 PM): I sent them in!

sophistafunk77 (9:36:23 PM): ikr that fabulous question

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:36:26 PM): nope.

sophistafunk77 (9:36:26 PM): was like the best of the night

pwnsgod (9:36:29 PM): I sent in questions about the nail polish

youlackcolor (9:36:29 PM): we need a kradam question

jstxanothrxstory (9:36:30 PM): Where's the twitter you ask questions?

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:36:30 PM): YEAR*

gracelessally (9:36:31 PM): no the first show started out with kris

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:36:32 PM): neither show was all kradam.

losttinbritain (9:36:33 PM): "ADAM AND KRIS: ARE YOU TWO ~MORE THAN FRIENDS~"

Shawna Bobonah (9:36:33 PM): i wish they would be asked about the nail polish

gracelessally (9:36:35 PM): and they added from there

xarielmichelle (9:36:38 PM): fml for missing the fabulous q

gracelessally (9:36:39 PM): until all 10 were there

sophistafunk77 (9:36:40 PM): IKR THEY NEED TO ASK

pwnsgod (9:36:44 PM): and then i asked when they are gonna be on glee

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:36:50 PM): lol

Shawna Bobonah (9:36:51 PM): Adam and Kris is there a foursome among you guys and Katy and brad

gracelessally (9:36:51 PM): ikr

kittykittyws (9:36:52 PM): nail polish question would be ftw

xarielmichelle (9:36:58 PM): LMAO

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:36:59 PM): lol

Waste x My Time (9:37:00 PM): that's hot

gracelessally (9:37:00 PM): glee guest starring plz

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:37:02 PM): damn!

jstxanothrxstory (9:37:05 PM): OMG can someone tell me where you ask questions at?

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:37:12 PM): you can ask them anymore.

pwnsgod (9:37:13 PM): at cnn

sophistafunk77 (9:37:14 PM): they taped it friday

xarielmichelle (9:37:15 PM): LOL it's recorded

pwnsgod (9:37:16 PM): but it's pretaped

jstxanothrxstory (9:37:16 PM): I wanna spam it with Kradam questions.

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:37:18 PM): this is taped.

jstxanothrxstory (9:37:20 PM): :|

losttinbritain (9:37:22 PM): fffff

jstxanothrxstory (9:37:23 PM): FAIL LKL

youlackcolor (9:37:25 PM): ffffuuuuuu

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:37:29 PM): and these questions kinda fail.

youlackcolor (9:37:40 PM): just a little

DefiantCake88 (9:37:41 PM): they def sifted through for the most boring questions

youlackcolor (9:37:44 PM): minus the fabulous one.

kittykittyws (9:37:45 PM): they picked the lame questions that no one cares about....

DefiantCake88 (9:37:46 PM): + "Adam why are you so fabulous"

youlackcolor (9:37:56 PM): ia

Hyperndizzy3 (9:37:58 PM): lol

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:38:01 PM): yes

ONTD_ai LKL AIM Chat [Part 17]

2009-05-26T04:06:35Z

pwnsgod (9:32:38 PM): OMG

DefiantCake88 (9:32:38 PM): SERIOUSLY?

pwnsgod (9:32:39 PM): OMG

Shawna Bobonah (9:32:39 PM): Anoop needs one

pwnsgod (9:32:42 PM): OMG

pwnsgod (9:32:49 PM): ROLLING STONE COVER?

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:32:49 PM): YES

news for a week (9:32:52 PM): omg rolling stone

Waste x My Time (9:32:53 PM): I HOPE SO OMG

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:32:53 PM): JUST RUMORS

kittykittyws (9:32:54 PM): adam looks so pissed haha

fauxkaren (9:32:54 PM): oh scott. you only got as far as you did bc you're blind

jstxanothrxstory (9:32:56 PM): ALLISON I WANT AN ALBUM FROM YOU

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:32:57 PM): RS Cover? FOR WHO?

losttinbritain (9:32:57 PM): omggggg

pwnsgod (9:32:59 PM): FOR KRIS AND ADAM, RIGHT?

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:32:59 PM): Adam

fauxkaren (9:33:00 PM): you were a good singer, but not great

sophistafunk77 (9:33:01 PM): ADAM

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:33:01 PM): no

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:33:02 PM): Adam

news for a week (9:33:04 PM): ADAM PLEASE BE NAKED

losttinbritain (9:33:04 PM): I CAN ONLY DREAM

Hyperndizzy3 (9:33:07 PM): i want a barbara walters kradam interview. that bitch cuts right through the crap

sophistafunk77 (9:33:07 PM): lol

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:33:10 PM): I WANT THE BRITNEY SPEARS POSE

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:33:13 PM): TELETUBBY AND ALL

losttinbritain (9:33:13 PM): IKR IKR OMG

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:33:14 PM): I want to see Kris on a magazine!

pwnsgod (9:33:14 PM): LOOK AT KRIS

JTSunshine82 (9:33:15 PM): i love the look kris is giving adam

news for a week (9:33:15 PM): WITH THE IDOL SYMBOL OVER YOUR DICK

pwnsgod (9:33:16 PM): HAHAHAH

sophistafunk77 (9:33:19 PM): hahahaha

youlackcolor (9:33:20 PM): POP ROCK WITH ELECTRONICA YES YES YES

fauxkaren (9:33:20 PM): LOL. real specific there, adam

Waste x My Time (9:33:22 PM): hahahaha

pwnsgod (9:33:23 PM): KRIS WANTS TO LICK HIM

losttinbritain (9:33:23 PM): LMFAO ily

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:33:26 PM): HERE AND THERE

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:33:27 PM): FUCK YES

kittykittyws (9:33:29 PM): kris is eyesexing him yall

DefiantCake88 (9:33:33 PM): kris' stare is so adorable

jstxanothrxstory (9:33:37 PM): http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/Kalans_Sweetheart/CAKE/Cake-Top6ResultsShow10.jpg

Hyperndizzy3 (9:33:37 PM): their handss

pinkybell (9:33:38 PM): eyesex like whao

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:33:39 PM): LOL!

jstxanothrxstory (9:33:40 PM): *feels nostalgic*

Waste x My Time (9:33:41 PM): they've been eyesexing each other all night

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:33:42 PM): NOT THE LEAD SINGER

fauxkaren (9:33:42 PM): kris is so proud of Adam

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:33:42 PM): YES

pinkybell (9:33:43 PM): whoa*

sophistafunk77 (9:33:43 PM): lmfao

fauxkaren (9:33:43 PM): too cute

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:33:45 PM): COME OUT FOR A FEW SHOES

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:33:47 PM): OH GOD YES

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:33:49 PM): OMG OMG OMG OMG

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:33:54 PM): I want Adam to do his own thing!

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:33:57 PM): haha matt!

losttinbritain (9:33:58 PM): me too!

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:33:59 PM): me too

Shawna Bobonah (9:34:01 PM): Timberlake

Waste x My Time (9:34:02 PM): WHAT

HoCkeYChiCk5739 (9:34:02 PM): what did matt say

youlackcolor (9:34:03 PM): IM GOING TO SEE QUEEN AND ADAM. NGL

TakeMeBabyyyy (9:34:03 PM): but a few shows with them

kittykittyws (9:34:06 PM): matt

kittykittyws (9:34:07 PM): lols

pwnsgod (9:34:08 PM): what did matt say?

oxbeautifulmssxo (9:34:09 PM): matt said they asked him too, but he said no!

Waste x My Time (9:34:11 PM): what did he say?

sophistafunk77 (9:34:13 PM): lmfao

Hyperndizzy3 (9:34:14 PM): pfft

losttinbritain (9:34:17 PM): i want to see adam solo sfm

gracelessally (9:34:18 PM): lol

Waste x My Time (9:34:19 PM): LOL

Hyperndizzy3 (9:34:22 PM): they asked his wart, maybe

sophistafunk77 (9:34:24 PM): lol

Shawna Bobonah (9:34:26 PM): Matt you're talking to no one

Shawna Bobonah (9:34:28 PM): LOL

gracelessally (9:34:29 PM): he said queen asked him, too, but he said no

sophistafunk77 (9:34:30 PM): hahahaha

fauxkaren (9:34:31 PM): oh matt

fauxkaren (9:34:33 PM): stop fronting

fauxkaren (9:34:35 PM): LOL

losttinbritain (9:34:38 PM): lol irl

fauxkaren (9:34:43 PM): AWKWARD

gracelessally (9:34:46 PM): allison <333